… will have to be “Hey, I stayed outta the way real good.”
… will have to easily be put to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or Joe won’t be able to remember it.
What, you gonna vote for those racists?
What, you gonna vote for those misogynists?
What, you gonna vote for those [insert typical Democrat characterization of conservatives here]?
“Dope & (Small) Change”
“It’ll be just like if you kicked out Obama!”
… will have to be “Hey, I stayed outta the way real good.”
… will have to easily be put to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or Joe won’t be able to remember it.
“Thanks for getting me in without having to kill off whats-his-name.”
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
you tried incompetence, now try stupidity.
“Ready For Hillary”
“Anyone know where I left my keys”
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
I’m betting you’re that stupid.
“Let’s All just Pretend The Last 8 Years Didn’t Happen”
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
It’s either me or the B*****
“Wrong Never Felt So Right”
“Hope and Change”
(Plagiarism, after all, is a habit.)
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
Nothing’s left to mess up.
“Because You Want To See How ‘Idiocracy’ Plays Out In Real Life”
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
We are going down, let’s go down hard.
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
Willing to take on the Presidency for food.
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
Look! Squirrel!
“I’ve Been Vice, Now I Wanna Be Homicide”
“Some Days You Just Can’t Get Rid Of A Cheeseburger”
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
will be cheesy, derivative and altogether meaningless.
“Jerk and Jill Want Up The Hill”
“Stand Up, Chuck!”
“Have Beer, Will Summit”
…Hey, I’m clean and I am working on articulate.
“Nobody Knows The Soros I’ve Seen”
…I may not have a dog named Bo, but I have a son named Beau.
I think we should ask SoB.
“Maryland’s Monroe. Wait, dammit, I’m from Delaware.”
“Won’t Someone Think Of The Chilled Wren?”
“For a Great F–ing Society, and a New F–ing Deal.”
Free home security shotguns for everyone!
(Gets my vote when they pry it from my cold dead hand. And they are good at The Voting Dead thing.)
“Airhead, Without the Airball”
“Michael Dukakis. Miss Me Yet?”
“Get a Shotgun!”
“One Harpy Away From The Presidency”
I’m Not Barack!
CHOO-CHOOS!!
…Just because I’m not Hillary, doesn’t mean I haven’t schtupped Bill!
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
“Hey, I was just Biden my time”
“At least I don’t have cankles”
“If you believe it, it’s not a lie”
…will be “I like tapioca pudding!”
@Westing… Damn, I’d actually vote for that!
“The next best thing to impeachment”
“could you please repeat the question?
“Im not uncompetent!”
…solving all the world’s problems, a couple of shotgun blasts from the balcony at a time.
…I need the money.
…Because we all want to see how many time I can call Prime Minister Netanyahu “Bibi” before he punches me in the face.
…Because Hillary’s the wrong man for the job.
…Because when the phone rings at 3 AM I’ll be asleep and someone competent will probably answer.
Joe Biden’s possible slogans for 2016, include :
1)” I’m just like that last guy, only betterer..”
2) “I’m your last, best Hope for a Changed future.” (see how I plagiarized that line, too? Nice, huh?)
3) “Hey, my dog and my wife like me, come and jump on the bandwagon…”
“Born in a locked cabin.”
“The Parsley of Monticello”
“Yes Weaken”
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
What, you gonna vote for those racists?
What, you gonna vote for those misogynists?
What, you gonna vote for those [insert typical Democrat characterization of conservatives here]?
…I can count to potato!!!
. . . will be taken from someone else and used without attribution.
“I Can Has Prezidency”
Biden: Stands Alone as the Smartest Person in the Room.
If Biden Runs in 2016, His Campaign Slogan…
will run along the lines of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4
“cause Neil Kinnock can’t run.”
“fu(< no!"
You can disagree with me without being ‘racist’.
or ‘sexist’.
You know what they say…
“You never go Full Retard”
Well I say, “Why not?”
… Just like the Last Eight.