Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
A “ready for Hillary” bumper sticker
… Larry King !!!
… “Kilroy was here”
… If you like your locusts and rivers of blood, you can keep your locusts and rivers of blood.
… A suicide note: “I MUST have walnuts in my cookies!”
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
an obscure recipe for something called “A Nony Miss” cake.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
Obama’s School records.
A computer still waiting to log into healthcare.gov
Chicago absentee ballots.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
Brendan Fraser’s career.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
IRS back up files.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
Waldo
Jimmy Hoffa
Anastasia.
… an autographed copy of “It Takes a Village”
Nancy Pelosi’s younger sister.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found… it holding a portrait of Nancy Pelosi, or it might have been Feinstein… it was difficult to tell.
…it was wearing an “I Can’t Breathe” t-shirt.
…another Registered Democrat.
…more Rose Law Firm billing records.
Geraldo Rivera
Obam-hotep
…still fresh Hostess Twinkies
The first patient still waiting for a Doctor under ObamaCare
…Michigan J. Frog.
I Really Miss the old Looney Toons
A note that read, “I thought I’d live forever, but I was in de Nile.”
… That he has voted in every election for the last 150 years
…Harry Reid in a compromising position.
…a date for Sandra Fluke.
@21 Dohtimes – Impossible, Harry Reid never compromised on anything in this life.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
evidence of global warming, errr cooling… err….
. . . the earliest known copy of an AARP card.
. . . some very stale Anonymiss cookies.
. . . a very overdue book from the Alexandria library with an accumulated fine surpassed only by Obama’s contribution to the national debt.
. . . a partially wrapped body since local 241 of the Amalgamated Mortuary Workers had a wildcat walkout that week.
out it wasn’t a mummy just Harry Reid taking a nap.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found that he died because he didn’t have affordable “health care”.
A 2500 yr old mummy.
AND A CURSE.
…Al Capone’s treasure.
Scientists in Chicago opened the coffin of a 2500-year-old Egyptian mummy and found…
… Al Gore
… his Timex was still ticking
… a papyrus showing he filed bankruptcy from PharaohCare premiums
Keith Richards
..a mysterious message written on the bandages- “My aunt visited the Valley of Lemuel and all I got was this stupid mummy wrap.”
. . . this. http://www.zazzle.com/hillary_2016_poster-228208413743589614
Lois Learner’s hard drive.
Nancy Pelosi’s original face.
…the last original idea that Democrats ever had.
. . . the player that will enable the Cubs to win their first World Series since 1908
. . . a map with all fifty-seven states on it
. . . Obama’s brain, Rahm Emanuel’s conscience, and Hillary Clinton’s personality
.. Nancy Pelosi looking several years younger… Oh no wait, that was the mummy…
… A dried up, emaciated body of someone who still isn’t hungry enough to eat Michelle Obama’s school lunches.
… The last person who ever asked for chocolate chip cookies with walnuts.
…a Chicagoin uncorrupted by Chicago politics.
…a body without a bullet in it…whoa, everbody get down!!! Ummmm, another body with bullets in it. Move along. Nothing to see here.
…hieroglyphics explaining that he had his hands up but the racist cops stabbed him anyway.
Scientists in Chicago Opened the Coffin of a 2500-Year-Old Egyptian Mummy and Found…
An Obamacare ID card and one of those little numbered waiting room tabs that read “You are #3.”.
Scientists in Chicago Opened the Coffin of a 2500-Year-Old Egyptian Mummy and Found…
it knew how to walk like an Egyptian…