Still in denial, DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz’s take on the mid-terms: “the voters agree with us”.
Anyone else picturing The Black Knight saying “’tis but a scratch“?
Archive of entries posted on 25th December 2014
Link of the Day: How Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa?
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
How Did NORAD Start Tracking Santa?
BONUS LINK:
From Vitamin Fred:
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Reagan Would’ve Nuked ‘Em
Justice
Checking the roll, fully half the Senators who voted for Obamacare won’t be part of the new Senate.
Hopefully to work 29 hours a week while struggling to log on to HealthCare.gov
Bacon Stocking!
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics via Stupid.com [High Praise!])
Yes, it’s real:
Deck the halls with boughs of Bacon! It’s truly going to be a merry Holiday when the Santa gets a load of your Bacon Stockings by the fireplace. He’ll be doing the tango when he sees the Bacon you’ve left him instead of cookies. And of all things, he’ll be doing back flips when he finds the Bacon Gift Wrap under the tree. It’s gonna be a BBQ blowout this Christmas and all the elves are gonna be there. The Bacon Stocking can hold a ton of items, approximately 4 pounds of goodies. Stuff your Stockings well this year and with plenty of BACON
Christmas 2014
The Gospel of Luke, Chapter 2
- And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David
- To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
- And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
- And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
- And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
- And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
- And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
- For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
- And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
- And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
- Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.