(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics via Stupid.com [High Praise!])

Yes, it’s real:

Deck the halls with boughs of Bacon! It’s truly going to be a merry Holiday when the Santa gets a load of your Bacon Stockings by the fireplace. He’ll be doing the tango when he sees the Bacon you’ve left him instead of cookies. And of all things, he’ll be doing back flips when he finds the Bacon Gift Wrap under the tree. It’s gonna be a BBQ blowout this Christmas and all the elves are gonna be there. The Bacon Stocking can hold a ton of items, approximately 4 pounds of goodies. Stuff your Stockings well this year and with plenty of BACON