[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

[16 Holiday Life Hacks – mental_floss List Show (Ep. 234)] (Viewer #297,726)
Pretty sure the coffee can one would’ve worked fine if he’d taped the end to the can, then turned the can sideways and rotated it so that it took up the light string like a garden hose reel.
A new report shows that – despite court rulings – DC has yet to issue a single concealed carry permit.
Well, at least all the law-abiding criminals have been thwarted.
[High Praise! to Distractify]
An Inside Look At What Really Happens To The Stuff You Recycle
And my favorite quote:
“But not every [printer ink] cartridge gets recycled the way you might think. It turns out that the most valuable part of a used printer cartridge is the tiny bit of ink still clinging to the inside. After the ink’s extracted, the cartridges are simply discarded, either tossed into a Chinese landfill or burned, further polluting the air and water.”
Fastest way to kill a planet – believing what you’re told by people who make money “saving” it.
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Never trust atoms…
They make up everything.
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) December 7, 2014
If you think you can just cruise through life with a trained wolf and some knife throwing skills well that sounds about right.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) December 7, 2014
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me. (image via @CuffyMeh) pic.twitter.com/ggTuqFE3Xf
— Neil Stevens (@presjpolk) December 7, 2014
An embarrassed Obama described Jonathan Gruber as “some advisor who never worked on our staff”.
Sorry, Barack, the only thing “never worked” about Gruber is his numbers.
Big news: More than 200 U.S. companies are supporting the President’s plan to cut carbon pollution from power plants. http://ofa.bo/c1nN
“The rest are getting a pile of ugly regulations dropped on their heads.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary’s campaign has a new theme song…
“I don’t believe in the death penalty; I just believe in passing lots of arbitrary laws that people with guns will sometimes kill over.”
Why have I been spending an hour trying to get a substring in Swift?! Why is that like landing a space shuttle?!
“Your dishonesty about what books you have on hand have turned this truthbrary into a library.”
“You’ve heard it said ‘Condemn the fool.’ But I say ‘Pity the fool.'” -Mr. T as Jesus
A new report shows 10 countries account for 71% of the world’s modern day slave trade.
In unrelated news, the UN says it’s considering 10 countries for seats on its Human Rights Council.