Archive of entries posted on 31st December 2014

Short Version

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[High Praise! to The Political Commentator]

25% Will Never Be Insulted By This Post

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A new poll shows that 75% of internet users agree that the Internet is important for the political campaign process.

The other 25% still have VCRs that blink “12:00”.

Remember – You Were Lied To

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[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Link of the Day: Best Excuses for Not Drinking on New Year’s Eve

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[High Praise! to Vitamin Fred]

No thanks, I’m molting.

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Coincidentally, Hillary’s Not There Anymore

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The State Department has electricity again after a power line serving its headquarters was severed in a construction accident.

Weird… State Department employees called for help and actually got it.

Obama Warned Us – Some Things Stay

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After nine years, the best source of “truthiness” is coming to an end. Congratulations @StephenAtHome.

@BarackObama

“The ‘lieiness’ still has another 2 years left.”

Straight Line of the Day: What Would You Include In President Obama’s 2014 Highlight Reel?

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What you include in President Obama’s 2014 highlight reel?

Heavy Burden

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A new poll shows that 18% of Americans expect to be in debt for the rest of their lives.

The other 82% said they expected the government would do it for them.