Archive of entries posted on 17th December 2014

Spreadable Bacon!

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[High Praise! to TheBaconJams]

Yes, it’s real.

Not cheap, but real.

Generous

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Israel issued a public warning that unless Iran shuts down its nuclear program, it will be forced to take military action to stop it.

Seems more than fair to me. If Iran gets a bomb, Israel’s only warning would be a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv.

DREAM Stealer

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[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Link of the Day: Nuke the Moon 3D!

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[High Praise! to Nuking Politics]

For the Hippie Puncher Who Has Everything

This would be SO awesome to actually own.

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Wisdom of the Day: Cartel Novel Larry OK Culinary Hanks

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Only Way It’ll Happen

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While blocking the Keystone XL pipeline in the US, the Obama administration announced plans to boost fossil fuel production in Ukraine.

So… we can have Keystone if Putin invades Canada?

Obama Warned Us – Be Smart

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Be thankful for your health — but be smart about your future. #GetCovered now: http://ofa.bo/g1jl

@BarackObama

“No, I *didn’t* just threaten to put you in front of a death panel for bad-mouthing Obamacare. Not directly. Don’t be paranoid…”

Straight Line of the Day: Uh-Oh… A New Report Shows That Electric Cars…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Uh-oh… a new report shows that electric cars…

Random Thoughts: Jeb Bush and Frank J. 2016

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Obviously Jeb more qualified to be president than Hillary. He has two former presidents in his immediate family while Hillary only has one.

Can I just write a check out to “Not Jeb”?

I’m joking. I’d rather burn my money than willingly give it to a politician. At least I’d get warmth out of that deal.

Reminder: I’m now old enough to be president. If elected, I’ll just quietly cash my check each week and leave you all alone.

Would anyone mind if the State of the Union Address was just a single tweet?

My measure of being a successful president would be most people not being able to identify me.

Don’t worry: The government has a national Bush reserve for if we’re ever threatened of running out of Bushes to run for president.

A good slogan for Jeb in the primaries would be “Resign to your fate.”

Suckered

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A new report shows that Iran never halted its clandestine nuclear weapons program and is only negotiating to buy time to make progress on it.

Last time a stall stank this bad, Hercules rerouted the River Alpheus through it.