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Not cheap, but real.
Archive of entries posted on 17th December 2014
Generous
Israel issued a public warning that unless Iran shuts down its nuclear program, it will be forced to take military action to stop it.
Seems more than fair to me. If Iran gets a bomb, Israel’s only warning would be a mushroom cloud over Tel Aviv.
DREAM Stealer
Link of the Day: Nuke the Moon 3D!
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For the Hippie Puncher Who Has Everything
This would be SO awesome to actually own.
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Wisdom of the Day: Cartel Novel Larry OK Culinary Hanks
It sucks when you try to form a drug cartel but the existing drug cartel won't stop making fun of your Thundercats bedspread.
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 15, 2014
"I'm Too Lazy To Write A Novel"
- a short story
— Eldge (@Sickayduh) December 15, 2014
Is Larry here yet?
"Regular Larry or Larry Who Thinks His Name Is Bob?"
wife: why did we invite Steve Who Thinks Everyone's Name Is Larry?
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 15, 2014
I've been planning all day what to do with the extra time I'm gonna save once I start using "K" instead of "OK" and I'm so so excited.
— Jake Up (@JakeSocial) December 15, 2014
95% of culinary school is learning how to make the flames big and swing the pan around, theres one class on soups and the rest is fire moves
— John V (@wettbutt) December 15, 2014
If I were Tom Hanks, I would pick a different house to have dinner in every night. Who wouldn't let him in?
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) December 16, 2014
Only Way It’ll Happen
While blocking the Keystone XL pipeline in the US, the Obama administration announced plans to boost fossil fuel production in Ukraine.
So… we can have Keystone if Putin invades Canada?
Obama Warned Us – Be Smart
Be thankful for your health — but be smart about your future. #GetCovered now: http://ofa.bo/g1jl
“No, I *didn’t* just threaten to put you in front of a death panel for bad-mouthing Obamacare. Not directly. Don’t be paranoid…”
Straight Line of the Day: Uh-Oh… A New Report Shows That Electric Cars…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Uh-oh… a new report shows that electric cars…
Random Thoughts: Jeb Bush and Frank J. 2016
Obviously Jeb more qualified to be president than Hillary. He has two former presidents in his immediate family while Hillary only has one.
Can I just write a check out to “Not Jeb”?
I’m joking. I’d rather burn my money than willingly give it to a politician. At least I’d get warmth out of that deal.
Reminder: I’m now old enough to be president. If elected, I’ll just quietly cash my check each week and leave you all alone.
Would anyone mind if the State of the Union Address was just a single tweet?
My measure of being a successful president would be most people not being able to identify me.
Don’t worry: The government has a national Bush reserve for if we’re ever threatened of running out of Bushes to run for president.
A good slogan for Jeb in the primaries would be “Resign to your fate.”