Obviously Jeb more qualified to be president than Hillary. He has two former presidents in his immediate family while Hillary only has one.
Can I just write a check out to “Not Jeb”?
I’m joking. I’d rather burn my money than willingly give it to a politician. At least I’d get warmth out of that deal.
Reminder: I’m now old enough to be president. If elected, I’ll just quietly cash my check each week and leave you all alone.
Would anyone mind if the State of the Union Address was just a single tweet?
My measure of being a successful president would be most people not being able to identify me.
Don’t worry: The government has a national Bush reserve for if we’re ever threatened of running out of Bushes to run for president.
A good slogan for Jeb in the primaries would be “Resign to your fate.”
would it be racist if I borrowed Jesse Jackson’s “keep out da Bushes”?
I swear to all that is holy and just that if my only choices are between Jeb and Hil I will write in Frank’s name. Now I know that many folks will tell me that is foolish because there will certainly be a Libertarian choice on the ballot, but I am not stupid enough to just throw my vote away by voting Libertarian.
Frank J. Fleming for President. “He will leave us the hell alone.”
It’s pretty obvious that you just LOVE Jeb Bush.
More good slogans for Jeb:
“Don’t beat around the Bush. Beat ON it.”
“Rotten to the Common Core.”
“I am not Obama. I’m not George Herbert Walker. I’m not George W. And, no, I DO NOT have an anal face!”
“You can’t blame me… yet!”
…A good slogan for Jeb in the primaries would be “Third Time’s A Charm!”
“I’m Jeb Bush. I make Romney look G O O D.”
I don’t object to Jeb Bush because he’s a Bush – I object to him because he’s Jeb Bush.
“I’m Mitt Romney. And, yes, Jeb Bush DOES have an anal face.”
On the campaign trail, a voter asks, “Which end to I talk to?”
And Jeb replies, “Either one.”
I wonder how long before some dumb liberal starts calling him “Junior”, or maybe “Junior Junior”.
BTW Frank has my vote, since I live in Massachusetts it’s worth about the same as a vote for any Republican anyway.
“SOTU: It OK”
“2nd SOTU: lol”