Predictable

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

Get a Jump on That Relocation Program

President Obama released 5 more Gitmo detainees despite reports that many released terrorists re-join Al Qaeda.

If he’s going to release them, how about at least doing it from an airplane at 10,000 feet – parachute optional.

Just Needs a Little Bacon

[High Praise! to Chow.com]

An apple fritter inside a custard-filled donut, glazed with chocolate and covered with sprinkles.

Link of the Day: So Christmas-y!

[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]

2011 Sort’a Fresh – May & June (Plus a Few Extra Goodies)

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Repeating History?

Hillary Clinton said “we just need to get back into that can-do, problem-solving spirit that the Roosevelts exemplified”.

So… is she planning to pack the Supreme Court or invade France?

Obama Warned Us – Re-open

Make sure everyone in your life who needs it knows the health care marketplace is open again: http://ofa.bo/p1sm #GetCovered

@BarackObama

“Say… remember back when you could buy insurance at any time of year? Good times, good times…”

Straight Line of the Day: Desperate for Ratings, MSNBC Will Expand Its Broadcast Lineup to Include…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

The Obvious Solution

A new report shows that the average price for a pound of ground beef climbed to another record high.

Only one fix for that: Obamaburger!