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  1. Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

    … a Dunking Booth replacing the anchor’s chairs, activated by online voting and/or DNC donations.

    Clothing Optional Fridays. (Won’t help, for some unknown reason.)

  2. Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

    Al Gore giving daily weather updates! [Hey, folks gonna be another hot one today!!!]

    Leg tingle races

    Baking Cookies with Anonymiss!

    Re-enactments of all campus rape allegations.

    New Golfcam feature during the daily show, “Golfing with the President” with 4 shows on the weekends. No repeats.

    “Just a jump to the Left” A new show where Democrats reveal what leftist policies they would really enact if they didn’t have to pretend to be Moderates.

  3. Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

    “Million dollar giveaway!” A new reality show where random Nielsen families are given a million dollars if they are watching MSNBC when contacted.

    “Billion dollar giveaway!” Same show as above, but subsidized by the Obama Administration.

  4. Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

    “You’ve been judged!” A new show featuring the actually winners of the SLOTD contest at IMAO!

    “How Galactically stupid are you?” Show features actual Democrat politicians answering questions without retakes or editing!

  5. . . . Rachel Maddow playing her accordion while simultaneously juggling Chris Hayes and Ed Schultz

    . . . slideshows of pictures of Chris Hayes stuffed into his locker in high school

    . . . a new game show: “Are You Stronger Than a Fifth-Grader?”, in which neither Chris Hayes nor Lawrence O’Donnell is

  6. Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

    “Shoot a Republican” A new concept show where average liberals are given the opportunity to shoot a Republican. Hilarity ensues as their lack of gun awareness makes the shooters more dangerous to themselves than any target!

  7. …gravesite visits to recently departed Conservative icons.

    …reruns of Hello Larry.

    …poo flinging monkeys cam at the zoo.

    …24 hours a day of Yeah, but remember when we got Scooter Libby reminisces from mainstream media hacks.

  8. …. more of the same, only different. This will include, but is not limited to :

    Debbie Wasserman-Schultz imitating someone lucid, on a daily, 5 minute-long basis.

    Alan Grayson doing man on the street interviews, but in Fluent Esperanto.

    Hillary Clinton teaching Fundamentalist Muslims how to be more accepting of, basically, everyone else.
    No doubts, she’ll adopt the mannerisms and accents of those she is conversing with,
    while providing concrete examples of where those she’s currently engaging are “going wrong”……..

    Joe Biden with his poetic : “Uncle Joe’s Thoughts For The Day”.

  9. Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…

    … the guy who used to spin plates on sticks on The Ed Sullivan Show

    … half an hour of Facts of Life reruns each day, followed by episodes of Joey.

    … a laugh track on every show

  10. … cooperative programming with the Al Jazeera Network:

    “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” on MSNBC
    ” ‘s Head — Infidel!” on Al Jazeera

    “My Mother The Car” on MSNBC
    “Bomber” on Al Jazeera

    “Love American Style” on MSNBC
    “Of Border Protection” on Al Jazeera

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