Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
…youtube cat videos!
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
… a Dunking Booth replacing the anchor’s chairs, activated by online voting and/or DNC donations.
… Clothing Optional Fridays. (Won’t help, for some unknown reason.)
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
…. replacing most shows with a still video camera aimed at a fish bowl.
… FOX.
elizabeth warren and hillary clinton mud wrestling
…a light-hearted weekly feature titled “Joe Biden Says the Darndest Things“.
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
Al Gore giving daily weather updates! [Hey, folks gonna be another hot one today!!!]
Leg tingle races
Baking Cookies with Anonymiss!
Re-enactments of all campus rape allegations.
New Golfcam feature during the daily show, “Golfing with the President” with 4 shows on the weekends. No repeats.
“Just a jump to the Left” A new show where Democrats reveal what leftist policies they would really enact if they didn’t have to pretend to be Moderates.
Old school test patterns during prime time.
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
“Million dollar giveaway!” A new reality show where random Nielsen families are given a million dollars if they are watching MSNBC when contacted.
“Billion dollar giveaway!” Same show as above, but subsidized by the Obama Administration.
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
“You’ve been judged!” A new show featuring the actually winners of the SLOTD contest at IMAO!
“How Galactically stupid are you?” Show features actual Democrat politicians answering questions without retakes or editing!
. . . Rachel Maddow playing her accordion while simultaneously juggling Chris Hayes and Ed Schultz
. . . slideshows of pictures of Chris Hayes stuffed into his locker in high school
. . . a new game show: “Are You Stronger Than a Fifth-Grader?”, in which neither Chris Hayes nor Lawrence O’Donnell is
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
“Shoot a Republican” A new concept show where average liberals are given the opportunity to shoot a Republican. Hilarity ensues as their lack of gun awareness makes the shooters more dangerous to themselves than any target!
…gravesite visits to recently departed Conservative icons.
…reruns of Hello Larry.
…poo flinging monkeys cam at the zoo.
…24 hours a day of Yeah, but remember when we got Scooter Libby reminisces from mainstream media hacks.
…. more of the same, only different. This will include, but is not limited to :
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz imitating someone lucid, on a daily, 5 minute-long basis.
Alan Grayson doing man on the street interviews, but in Fluent Esperanto.
Hillary Clinton teaching Fundamentalist Muslims how to be more accepting of, basically, everyone else.
No doubts, she’ll adopt the mannerisms and accents of those she is conversing with,
while providing concrete examples of where those she’s currently engaging are “going wrong”……..
Joe Biden with his poetic : “Uncle Joe’s Thoughts For The Day”.
Law & Order..,
Except rhe episodes with Fred Thompson or Michael Moriarty.
@ 13. Dohtimes says: “…poo flinging monkeys cam at the zoo.”
That’s no good – too similar to the rest of their programming.
…to capitalize on their present successes, they are trying to sign more of ‘Ol Blue Eyes’ illegitimate children.
(from the linked article) ” Through the new digital initiative, known as “Shift by MSNBC,”
found they only needed to add an ‘f’ to present programming.
All LeBron, all the time
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
… static.
…Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, Sandra Fluke and Lena Dunham in a free-wheeling hour of introspection, revelation and demonstration, with surprise guest victims, mentors and co-conspirators…
…news…
…Barry the Republican Rapist.
…Bathtub Boy reporting from an actual bathtub. Ratings soar until he reveals that his testicles haven’t descended.
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
… the guy who used to spin plates on sticks on The Ed Sullivan Show
… half an hour of Facts of Life reruns each day, followed by episodes of Joey.
… a laugh track on every show
…a live feed of paint drying on a wall.
…shots of fresh baked cookies. Lots and lots of warm cookies!
Test Pattern
…using Kim Kardasian’s butt as a coffee table.
…Ed Shultz singing the “Peanut butter, Jelly” song.
… health programming that doesn’t pertain to your situation, to which Justice Roberts nevertheless declares you must subscribe or pay a tax.
…more stories to appeal the the far left transgender pacifist SJW crowd.
…cartoons.
… “Desperate HouseSpeakers.”
… “The New Adventures of Old Christie.”
… “Keeping Out Of the Kardashians.”
… Stark dreck: The next generation.
…Indian Head Test Pattern
…Alf reruns
…Hardware Wars
@36 Oppo
…Star dreck
wow… I remember that!!!
… the Microsoft PC / P.C. / Peace-y Music Show “Soul Drain.”
… the “Doctor? Who?” marathon: 2,000 hours of “Leaning Forward.”
…an explanation about how leaning forward is different from bending over.
… cooperative programming with the Al Jazeera Network:
“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” on MSNBC
” ‘s Head — Infidel!” on Al Jazeera
“My Mother The Car” on MSNBC
“Bomber” on Al Jazeera
“Love American Style” on MSNBC
“Of Border Protection” on Al Jazeera
Desperate for ratings, MSNBC will expand its broadcast lineup to include…
Gene, Gene THE DANCING MACHINE!
… Masterplease Theater
“American Idol” on MSNBC
“-ators!! Grrrrr!” on Al Jazeera
…The Hoarse Whisperer, follow Obama as he murmers words of punishing his enemies in the ears of foreigners.
…Thats The Fact Jack, Harold Ramis teaches your new doctors how to speak English.
… “Two and a Half Men … on Our News Staff”
… The Running Man!
Let them do the show from a canoe in a alligator infested Louisiana swamp.
Every time they lean too far to the left, they capsize and hilarity ensues.
…puppets! That way they’ll be sure at least Joe Biden is watching.
@50: “puppets!”
They could call their coverage of terrorism “The Muppets Take Man Heron.”
…an occasional intelligent opinion.