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Archive of entries posted on 15th December 2014
Original Star Wars Trailer: Not Much Better Than Parody Trailer
WARNING: This is… boring… and only valuable as a historical curiosity:
[Star Wars: Teaser Trailer] (Viewer #968,611)
Compare to “Hardware Wars“
Also, You’re Stupid
On MSNBC, a New York Times reporter said that health insurance is “weird and complicated”, so “a free market doesn’t work very well”.
Sure. And all you need to fix it is more of the government regulations that made it weird and complicated in the first place.
The New Obamacare Slogan
Link of the Day: Satire – Protesters Burn Down Dunkin’ Donuts In Response To Police Brutality
[High Praise! to The Daily Currant]
Protesters Burn Down Dunkin’ Donuts In Response To Police Brutality
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Wisdom of the Day: Hedge Girlfriend Game Scaring Pencil
[at the hedgehog store]
"I need something that's willing to share a hedge."
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 12, 2014
I swear my girlfriend gets prettier and prettier every time I describe her to people who'll never meet her
— Eldge (@Sickayduh) December 12, 2014
"Two can play at this game." -Me describing a 2 player board game
— Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart) December 14, 2014
I like when the police say at the end of Scooby Doo "His scaring days are over." What're they gonna charge him with- aggravated scaring?
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) December 14, 2014
A pencil is just a pen that can't commit.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) December 15, 2014
Like Soros…
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said the Democrats’ 2016 nominee “should be willing to challenge wealthy and powerful interests”.
For example: challenging them to give more at political fundraisers.
Obama Warned Us – To Do
Check this off your to-do list: Find quality, affordable health care. http://ofa.bo/c1jk #GetCovered
“Seriously, just take it off the list, because it’s not gonna happen under Obamacare.”
Straight Line of the Day: The Government’s Latest Attempt at Promoting Obamacare…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Competition!
Friend of IMAO Mike Z. Williamson has a new book out
No, wait, buy two copies of mine.
Random Thoughts: Serial and the ACA
The one thing I didn’t get from all the talk about Serial is that it’s non-fiction.
BTW, now that I have a decent-sized commute, I’m getting into the world of podcasts and audiobooks. Recommendations welcome.
Man, I have not been following politics very closely lately. When does Wendy Davis take over as my governor?
As an aspiring fiction writer, I was completely intimidated by Serial when I thought it was fiction. “Such imaginative details!”
“And how’d they get such naturalistic performances out of all these different voice actors?”
I did a “die-in” protest in my bed this morning.
While it’s true that “everything dies,” I still don’t get why Obama made that the slogan for the Affordable Care Act.
Maybe someone should host a big international debate on whether Muslims should murder people or not because I’d like to hear both sides.
Shouldn’t we be moving on from killing people because of weird beliefs in God to killing people because of weird beliefs in economics and science?
Waterboarding Gremlins just makes more of them.
Also, No Titles of Nobility
White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said President Obama considers the GOP’s “Emperor” criticism “a badge of honor”.
Mr. President: this is America – we don’t need no stinking badges.