Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Hiring Teresa Sullivan as a spokesperson.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Two amputations for the price of one!
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Lose your chosen Doctor for increased fees, lose your second preferred Doctor for Free!
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
will be more taxpayer money wasted.
…is adding a code # so that they can cover Waterboarding.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Death Panels replaced by lottery system.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Think “Logan’s Run”.
…affirmative action hires for Spanish speaking staff.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
everyone gets to be treated like an Illegal Immigrant!
…found Obamacare being nominated to become the next Secretary of Defense.
…was, as the Peter Principle has taught us, a complete and utter disaster in that Obamacare has been promoted way beyond it’s level of competence.
…is limited to ad buys on Telemundo.
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“everyone gets to be treated like an Illegal Immigrant!”
you wish
…jihadist hostage taker of the day wears snappy pro Obamacare slogan on his tee shirt.
…tattoos on famous people’s butts for the inevitable leaked nude photos.
…sign up or Michelle will punch you in the tonsils posters.
…Executive Order that registrations are included in all male enhancement product shipments to reach 112% of men in the US.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Involves a Nigerian Prince and 10 million dollars that he needs your help to access.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
they’ll put some bleachers out in the sun and have it out on Highway 61…
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Free hookers and blow.
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
everyone signs up or wakes up with a horse’s head under the sheets. Capisce?
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
free Anonymiss cookies! [Actually they are fake Anonymiss cookies made up in a lab buried deep in the bowels of the CIA HQ at Langley, but…]
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
Cute Fluffy Kittens!
…relaxes truthfulness rules of women’s weight and age claims.
…Super Bowl ad with a concerned Bill Clinton in bloodied scrubs saying “You better put some ice on that” as Obama intones that if he had a doctor he would look like Bill.
…Jonathon Gruber answering interview questions from Barbara Walters as #2 most fascinating person.
…get one foot amputated and get the other half-off!
. . . is a “buy one coffin, get one free” offer
. . . involves a pig and lipstick
. . . will work just as well as the website did last year
The government’s latest attempt at promoting Obamacare…
…waterboarding you until you agree to buy.
…Wimpy Republicans that fold like a lawn chair
…extra “approve treatment” point good for any death panel.
…type the promo code “Gruber” when you enroll, and you’ll get the Brooklyn Bridge FREE!
. . . advertising on the side of deep fried Mars bars.
. . . calling it Bushcare.
. . . two free tickets to see “Stupid & Stupider” with each enrollment (four tickets if a family plan).
. . . five lucky winners get to do the “turn your head and cough” thing with John Boehner.
. . . promotional giveaway if Katie Couric gets a colonoscopy DVD.
. . . free copy of the Surgeon General’s sexual health hints on “Joyceling your elders”.
…. Features Celebrity spokesman Eric Garner and the slogan – “Breathe Easier with ObamaCare!”
… is called a “Grubon.”
Go ahead, try to cash it in.
Ha!
… is ensured good press because Obamacare covers WaPosuction.
… is a message to the under-20 crowd: “Buy More Offal, Teen.”
… will be similar to Hillary’s ad campaign, but will feature an anticountry antiWestern singer.
…isn’t going well with the under-30 crowd who is mistaking “Hands up! Don’t shoot!” for a stand against vaccinations.
…is boasting that Sandra Fluke is still not pregnant.
. . . involves the rack, the oubliette, and lit bamboo splinters under fingernails (it’s not torture, because the President is a Democrat).
… involves letters stating, “You may have already won!”
… It’s just like “Fifty Shades of Gray”! It seems painful and oppressive at first, but you’ll learn to love the handcuffs, and the original bill was a “Twilight’ fanfiction.
… selling it as a cultural immersion program for students who plan to travel to Europe.
… Getting the ball rolling on death panels is going to be the best way to keep Hillary Clinton off the ticket in 2016.
… Involves mooning the audience and laughing in your face. Still no comment from Republicans in the senate.
…sign on the right, up on the left middle fingers of this weeks press release.
…you can keep your doctor but those guys who inspect chicken farms for the FDA are now in charge of your ovaries.
…wigs off now, and it seems Obama is actually married to Don King.
At new Slogan….The Government’s Latest Attempt at Promoting Obamacare… as satisfying as an IMAO straightline without punchline winners.