Just In Case Your “Santa” Turns Out to Be a Burglar

[High Praise! to ThinkGeek]

When folks think of a tactical approach to the holidays, they tend to be talking about the best way to get the last parking spot at the mall or what route to take on the highways so you’re moving as opposed to sitting still while traveling.

Here at ThinkGeek, we’re bringing a little something different to your tactical holiday planning: our Tactical Holiday Stocking. It’s got integrated MOLLE straps on the outside, a swivel carabiner on the top and at the ankle, two quick-release clips on the toe, a hook-and-loop panel near the top, a bi-directional side zipper, a top handle, and a small, external pouch for additional coal storage (for those folks who have been extra bad – you know who you are). And, of course, it’s black.

Wisdom of the Day: Coffee Cops Movie

Random Thoughts: Eric Garner

The biggest nonsense about the Obama daughters criticism scandal is that anyone cares about the dignity of a turkey pardoning ceremony.

If you want to show dignity for the office of the president, don’t pardon turkeys in big ceremonies.

So basically NYC cops can choke you to death over 75 cents?

If Bloomberg got his way, people would also be strangled to death over selling large sodas.

Body cameras on police officers will allow us to get even more righteously angry when cops aren’t indicted.

Another reminder that before you propose a law, ask if you’re willing to kill someone over this. Because that happens. #EricGarner

Obama: “Let this be a lesson: Pay your Obamacare tax or I’ll have police strangle you.”