Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
…He came up with it while listening to “Tommy” by the Who. (“You know where to put the cork”)
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
unfortunately it was on an accidentally erased Hard Drive.
and begin profiling by people’s skin color. Starting with white.
doomed to failure since its main requirement was Anonymiss cookies.
…It’s called “Hands up! Your moot!”
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
because only in the government does it take an entire program with hundreds of workers, trying to implement pre-written instructions with complicated check-lists involving reems of paper work just to stop doing something.
@myself: Which goes well with “Gone to soon.”
…entitled “Affirmative Enforcement”, it involves giving certain demographics a pass on most crimes, concentrating on raising the conviction level of each ethnic and/or religious group to match their percentage of the population.
…In lieu of race, police officers will be encouraged to observe beard styles on suspects. It will be known as First and Furriest.
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
When I kill all the whities I see, then whitey he won’t bother me,
I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see.
(Holder probably thought that SNL skit was a documentary.)
Cracka’s ckrackalackinfault!
…-all law enforcement will be taught to say “Hands up, face front”.
…all white officers are sent to re-education camps.
…racial quotas for grand jury indictments.
…white officers required to choke their chicken while onlookers shout hands up hands up, hell nawww. Pants up pants up.
…blacker has immunity from cracker.
…all white cops still have a black partner they grudgingly get along with, but now he must be a retired Harvard professor.
…where younger, crazed white cops are paired with more experienced black officers who “too old for this sh*t”.
@13 DamnCat: I like it — now just add a feisty weather girl trying to make it as a news reporter . . .
… Holder call it the Program to Eliminate Racial Profiling, or P.E.R.P. Says Holder, “It is hard to see how this P.E.R.P. will be beaten.” “We are all P.E.R.P.s now.”
@14 Oppo: So would that make him a PERPeTraitor or just a perpetrator?
In other news, Holder was characterized as implementing his plan fast and furiously.
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
will be fully implemented after he is seated in Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s chair.
Eric Holder announced a new DoJ program to end racial profiling…
it begins with his full and total Presidential Pardon.
Eric Holder Announced a New DOJ Program to End Racial Profiling by gouging out the eyes of all them white cracker cops.
. . . and it starts by arranging a pardon for Marc Rich.
…Which left all present wondering why he felt the need to re-announce his resignation.
It’s called “Pants up don’t loot!!”
…only arrest white people.
…cops must drive by crime scenes and try to kill any suspects with stray bullets.
…anyone being questioned by police must first sign a do not resuscitate form. And must know how to spell resuscitate.