[ordering at coffee shop]
"I like my coffee like I like my women"
*looks around* So just a pastry?
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) December 3, 2014
***THE PURGE: AMERICAN COPS***
FOR JUST 365 NIGHTS A YEAR, MURDER IS LEGAL
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) December 3, 2014
Lost my movie buff status when I said, "Oh, this is that movie where the guy plays chess with death like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey!"
— Emily Toffelmire (@klickitatstreet) December 4, 2014
I like my coffee like my women…cold and bitter.
I like it when women like my coffee. And my walnuts.
We bring up Seventh Seal: Sometimes my vintage dance friends will throw a party, and we tend to dress up for these. (Think of it as cosplay for older people.) At one of our costume parties, we did an old dance that included everyone joining hands in chain. The person at the head of the chain just happened to be dressed as the Grim Reaper. They couldn’t understand why I seemed reluctant to join the chain; nobody’s seen that movie….
I like MY coffee like the women whom I meet . . . bitter and laced with cheap whisky.