[at the hedgehog store]
"I need something that's willing to share a hedge."
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) December 12, 2014
I swear my girlfriend gets prettier and prettier every time I describe her to people who'll never meet her
— Eldge (@Sickayduh) December 12, 2014
"Two can play at this game." -Me describing a 2 player board game
— Michael Erhart (@Michael_Erhart) December 14, 2014
I like when the police say at the end of Scooby Doo "His scaring days are over." What're they gonna charge him with- aggravated scaring?
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) December 14, 2014
A pencil is just a pen that can't commit.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) December 15, 2014
As for the hedgehog thing, is it just the greater Phoenix metropolitan area or is Sonic the Hedgehogs hairdo “in” for teenagers?
I’ve been in a bunch of schools in this area and I keep seeing kids with that hairdo.
I almost asked one kid if he knew who Sonic is, but I didn’t want to be the one who made all the other kids make fun of Sonic, Jr.