“Audible: Because reading is for poor people.”
You have to be curious what a novel written by me would be like. It’s like reading 3000 tweets of mine in a row.
Actually, that sounds really tedious. Forget that.
Superego is a action adventure with tons of twists and turns, and you know it has to be exciting because I have a very short attention span.
There’s also some themes on morality, redemption, what it means to be human — but mainly cool stuff and action and exciting things.
And it’s edited. Really really edited. Me without grammar errors. Can you imagine? That’s at least worth a nickel a gander.
Anyway, when you give Superego a read, I would love to hear what you think. Unless you don’t like it. No one cares what you think, then.
Someone needs to update my Wikipedia page. Whose job is that?
Yes, new territory for me: a novel with actual, serious drama in it. But I’ve wanted to be a novelist long before I started blogging.
Don’t know if this administration will stop ISIS, but I’m pretty confident they’re keeping an eye on the cast of Duck Dynasty.
“Hi, ISIS, we’ll pay you minimum wage for this new job. It’s called ‘not killing people.’ It’s full time work.”
“Which Ukraine are we talking about?”
“THE Ukraine.”
If ISIS wants jobs, don’t they get to stamp license plates in hell or something?
And I’m telling you about my novel to benefit me. I’m just really afraid you’re going to miss out if you don’t get a copy.
All the excitement, all the twists and turns – you don’t want to miss that. Real roller coaster ride. Be sad to not experience it.
I’m just looking out for you. Because I’m a great guy. And an even better writer.

Flirting with Godwin’s Law here, but “just a job” doesn’t really have quite the nice implications that liberals seem to be implying here. You’d think with all their rants about “evil corporations” that they wouldn’t be so “jobs solve everything.” Hanna Arendt famously wrote about the “Banality of Evil” and jobs for ISIS could turn out …. rather banal. Just as historically
“What do you do for a living?”
“I work at Dachau cleaning showers, It’s boring.”
so too in the future
“What do you do for a living?”
“I have the coolest job in the Katana factory; I get to test the new swords by beheading crash test dummies!”
(Naturally the best jobs put your skills to use)
I’d be happy to handle the Wikipedia page; however, I only write fiction, so it may not be either fair or accurate.
I say give ’em shovel-ready jobs and let them dig their own graves.
Okay, Frank, you need to write more novels. Why?
1.) They’re a good read.
2.) You’ll blog more at IMAO, right?
3.) Someone will eventually write you a Wikipedia page.
4.) Did I mention you’ll blog more at IMAO?
There’s a rumor going ’round that Frank wrote a novel… Is there any truth to this?
Frank, I’m a Luddite – still waiting to receive my copy of Superego. To my way of thinking, pixels are ephemeral, but with ink and paper I own you.
actually, Frank I found both spelling and grammar errors. Not many, but now there’s red pen marks on my kindle. I hope you’re happy.
You know, the second sentence makes it sound like the first sentence is missing a “not”. Liberty Island still hasn’t sent me my copy and all this talk by you is making me antsy. Well, antsy on the verge of whetting my appetite. Mostly antsy.