Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s approval ratings are starting to climb upwards. What happened?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama’s approval ratings are starting to climb upwards. What happened?
Chipotlegate convinced voters that there are worse things on the horizon.
People disgusted with Obama just won’t answer the phone for pollsters any more.
Enough garbage dumped in the water raises all boats?
President Obama’s Approval Ratings Are Starting to Climb Upwards. What Happened?
When you are stuck up to your neck in **** all the time you eventually get used to the smell.
Pollsters screened out people of normal or better intelligence.
People were impressed with his recent bracket picks.
People are excited by the evolution of his short game.
They’re holding the chart upside down.
When you hit bottom, you can only go up.
Polling was done only outside of legal pot shops.
Pollsters limiting their surveys to registered ObamaPhone numbers in Detroit, Philadelphia, Ferguson and Iran work wonders.
The poll was conducted in Tehran.
“Approval ratings” is actually a governmental euphemism. What they mean by this phrase is that the number of people left alive to express disapproval has actually decreased.
https://youtu.be/h-LWbQsB-8Q
they called Valarie twice.
…people can’t afford to pay their phone bills so are no longer getting calls.
He announced that he’s resigning effective immediately, and has ordered the justice department to investigate his misdeeds as if he were a conservative Christian.
They decided that since dead people vote, they should also be polled, it’s only fair.
Multiple Obamaphones = being polled multiple times..
Obama started a whisper campaign, saying that he personally beat up Harry Reid.
President Obama’s approval ratings are starting to climb upwards. What happened?
Mumbling as he tries to get the carousel open… Stupid secretary loaded the slides in upside-down. No wonder women only get paid 77% of what a man makes, they can’t even do 77% of the job of a man.
I noticed that he has been stamping his pretty little patent leather shoes more forcefully lately. I just hadn’t mentioned it before.
The Lynch mob finally prevailed in the senate.
Probably #2 + #6.
Obama, who controls oceans and climate, has brought Spring-like weather to the masses, who appreciate his mercy.
The pollsters asked who was more disliked, Obama or Congress.
Because Michelle isn’t undergoing full body waxes, and the new Star Wars trailer, he is seen as being more wookie friendly.
President Obama’s approval ratings are starting to climb upwards. What happened? Well, if you consider the fact that Hillary Clinton could have been in office for the last six and a half years…where else could they go but up?
They used the same data fabricated for “global warming”
We expect relief from global warming soon, with Iranian suppled nuclear winter.
Is it racist to not trust a dark skinned guy with a hockey stick and a graph?
He may be an arrogant bastid, but he ain’t too proud to pass the Grey Poupon.
… Because we looked at what the Republican senate does and figured it doesn’t matter who the politician is, they all suck equally.
… Everyone with a brain has already fled the country.
… No one knows, but on an unrelated note, a few pollster organizations are no longer being considered for an audit.