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  1. Just saw that Chiappa is introducing a triple barreled shotgun with what appears to be an 18 inch set of barrels,
    set one over two.
    Load it with turned brass slugs or triple-balled [3 balls, end-on] shells and you’ll most likely get what you’re after.

  2. Oh, this reminds me of an email from October of 2004:

    Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
    Republicans and
    Southern Republicans?

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children.
    Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
    corner,
    locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
    charges. You
    are carrying a Glock …40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
    seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Democrat’s Answer:

    1. † † †Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

    2. † † †Does the man look poor or Oppressed?

    3. † † †Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
    attack?

    4. † † †Could we run away?

    5. † † †What does my wife think?

    6. † † †What about the kids?

    7. † † †Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
    out
    of his hand?

    8. † † †What does the law say about this situation?

    9. † † †Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    10. †Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
    does
    this send to society and to my children?

    11. †Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

    12. †Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
    wound me?

    13. †If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
    while
    he was stabbing me?

    14. †Should I call 9-1-1?

    15. †Why is this street so deserted?

    16. †We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
    happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    17. †This is all so confusing!

    18. I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to
    come
    to a consensus.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Republican’s Answer:

    BANG!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Southern Republican’s Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click….(sounds
    of
    reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    click

    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
    Tips??”

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