Make a bunch of little “genetically altered product” stickers. Stick them to everything,in the mall. Open farmers market with veggies and personal cut slabs of meat next door.
You could get killed opening a steak house across the street.
Vegans are not very tolerant people in general.
If I cared enough, I’d check all the ways they’re using dead animals in their ‘vegan’ mall, but I just don’t care enough about lefty idiocies to take the time to do it right.
A vegan has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
He goes to the doctor and asks him what’s wrong.
The doctor tells him, “Well, for one thing, you’re not eating right.”
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, vegans can’t change anything.
I’m surprised Seattle wasn’t first. But, considering the tree-hugging, animals-have-feelings liberals down there, it’s not surprising.
A great prank would be to “spike” the food with some meat! 🙂
“Ladies and gentlemen (okay, mostly ladies), we’re very sorry to inform you that today’s spaghetti dish actually has beef broth in it!”
“Oh no! (puke).”
(*screams*)
Harvey, my first thought was the above prank, so I win the “I’m bad” award.
Make a bunch of little “genetically altered product” stickers. Stick them to everything,in the mall. Open farmers market with veggies and personal cut slabs of meat next door.
Ask McDonald’s, and others, about how successful vegan meals are with the public. There is not even a niche market sufficient to sustain them.
You could get killed opening a steak house across the street.
Vegans are not very tolerant people in general.
If I cared enough, I’d check all the ways they’re using dead animals in their ‘vegan’ mall, but I just don’t care enough about lefty idiocies to take the time to do it right.
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A vegan has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
He goes to the doctor and asks him what’s wrong.
The doctor tells him, “Well, for one thing, you’re not eating right.”
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, vegans can’t change anything.
The stores only sell products made in third world sweatshops without harming any animals. How noble.