Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While speaking Spanish at a fundraiser, Hillary Clinton accidentally said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
While speaking Spanish at a fundraiser, Hillary Clinton accidentally said…
…”Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
…”Vaya con dinero!”
While speaking Spanish at a fundraiser, Hillary Clinton accidentally said…
Mi aerodeslizador está llena de anguilas.
¿Desea volver a mi lugar y “hinchables hinchables”?
While speaking Spanish at a fundraiser, Hillary Clinton accidentally said…
the truth.
I love your MS-13 rated movies on Univison….
While speaking Spanish at a fundraiser, Hillary Clinton accidentally said…
Boy are you so smart… and are they so dumb.
“…ich bin ein Burrito!”
“I am a Berliner…”
“Trim the hedges a bit more sparingly this time. Peasant.”
…”Yo quiero pesos, mucho pesos”.
…”Mr. Obama, tear down this wall!”
…”How do you say that in Mexican?”
“Chelsea was Basta! Enough!”
“Budgets? We don’t need no steenking budgets!”
“Don’t cry for me, Arch & Tina.”
“My favorite Spaniard is Franco!”
“Bill couldn’t be here; he said he was going Jorge-chasing.”
…”I want to thank my biggest donor, El Chapo!”
No siento ninguna manera cansados
¡ Muerte a América
You can look it up, gringo.
Usted puede transferir dinero a la Fundación Clinton con Western Union.
I don’t always speak at fundraisers. But when I do, I charge a lot of money. Produce your wallets my friends.
. . . La lluvia en España cae principalmente en la llanura.
. . . ¿Dónde puedo encontrar un buen dinero-lavador?
. . . ¿Qué diferencia, en este punto, ¿hace?
ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. She ate my bus accident and all I wanted was to make Lupe into a book.
We interrupt this program again for a very exciting announcement. The duck with the pistola seems to be tied up at the moment. So back to the Mexican Bandstand with nothing but twist music. Everybody twist!
Cinco, Quatro, Tres, Dos, Una; YEEHAW!
“¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! ¡Epa! Yeehaw!”
No mas tequila! Already mui loaded
!Estoy socialista como ustedes!
Si llego a presidenta gobernaré para la élite que me colocó ahí y nunca para la gente, pero tengo que decir lo contrario para que me voten y si lo digo en español, mejor aún.
“When it comes to deleting emails, I have the fastest mouse in all Mehico.”
….
“Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Bubba, Bubba
Bubba, Bubba
Bubba, Bubba, bam”
“And remember, a shiny new donkey for whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.”