In an interview with CBS This Morning, Obama said that as global warming kicks in and leads to “major shifts in weather patterns,” people in vulnerable parts of the world could begin growing desperate and turn to “dangerous” ideologies.

Yes, much like how, every winter, frustrated Minnesotans go on killing sprees.

For the first time since 1920, the New York Times used their front page to publish an editorial calling for tighter gun laws.

Wonder if their positions on knickers and prohibition are still the same, too?

Irritated by questions during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, Hillary Clinton referred to her most recent Benghazi hearing testimony, saying “I answered all of these questions”.

We’re glad you answered the questions. Now we want you to answer for your actions.

Iran has tested yet another missile in breach of UN resolutions.

How tragic. If only they’d worded it more strongly.

Researchers have developed a car that you control directly with your thoughts.

Which sounds like a great idea, until someone cuts you off and you think “I’m gonna kill him!”

In Florida, police arrested a man who was caught driving naked at 110 mph while drunk – at 3 in the afternoon.

And yet STILL a better-thought-out plan than Obama’s ISIS strategy.