Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
recounted her harrowing ordeal of crossing the Hudson to get to a refuge in Chappaqua.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
has taken to carrying around a miniature Chihuahua.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
has promised the separation of Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and California to form a new homeland for La Raza.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
shares her home-made salsa recipes.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
started accepting donations in Pesos.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
hurt herself trying to speak Spanish.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
had her limo pimped into a low rider.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
starting inserting
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
randomly in her speeches.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
declared her appreciation for Pink Tacos.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
Told the crowd, “No mas tequila! Already mui loaded.” Then screamed, “Adios! Hasta la vista! YEE-HEE!!!” and waddled from the stage.
…Filmed a campaign ad in a Taco Bell to prove that she’s “just like your adobo”.
…used the term ‘pinche mojado’ correctly.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
adopted Ricky Martin.
wore a “Forget the Alamo, Remember San Jacinto” tee shirt.
said she had the endorsement of the Cisco Kid.
joined our stupid Preezy in celebrating Cinco de Quatro.
unfortunately mistranslated “reset” as “puerco estupido”
…admitted that she is actually just a disease that Bill picked up down in Tijuana.
…hired Fernando Valenzuela, her identical twin, to mow her lawn.
…exclaimed that she aint no ways cansado of stooping to their level if it will get them to vote for her.
…asked them if she was Herspanic enough without wearing that tacky sombrero and stating that she didn’t need no stinkin’ badges.
…hinted that she and Huma needed one more “chiquita” for that Three Amigas movie reboot.
“El juanete en el trasero es bastante encantadora , a la luz de la luna . Creo que tengo cangrejos.”
Or words to that effect……
. . . had herself introduce by Bill Dana, who was playing Jose Jimenez.
stopped bleaching her mustache.
…told the story of how she attempted to join a drug cartel but was turned down because of her eyesight.
…eats more often at Chipotle.
…inadvertently admitted that she is an aging crone who needs lots of help from family to get through the day…
… said she could use more campaign doñas.
…said “Yo soy un Berliner.”
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
said, “send in all your demands, I’ll be sure to get them all seen to and paid for when I am Queen. Errr, Presidente.”
said, “Whack me with a stick, I’m a Pinata.” Which was extremely popular with non Hispanics as well.
Attempting to appeal to a Hispanic audience, Hillary Clinton…
said, “I no es de ninguna manera cansados”
Soy un Mexicaner
Purposely got a case of Montezuma’s Revenge by eating a taco from Jose’s Taco Truck and as a sop to Hispanic voters took a bathroom break at her last debate.
Offered to personally breast-feed any Hispanic infants.