Straight Line of the Day: A New Report Warns That Robots Are…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new report warns that robots are…

31 Comments

  1. …lean, mean fighting machines…

    …pissed off about what happened to HAL…

    …really pissed off about Westworld…

    …calculating…

    …upset that the LBGTQWERTY alphabet doesn’t include a B for binary…

  2. … born to trouble as the sparks fly upward.

    … emulating Obama and blowing all their earnings on things like Circuit du Soleil and the Vger Monologues.

    … seeking repair-ations for Dr. Zachary Smith’s insulting slurs in the past.

  3. A new report warns that robots are…

    reluctant to cuddle after sex.

    not going to look like Tricia Helfer, Lucy Lawless or Grace Park.

    to the bone. ba-ba-ba-bad.

    notorious card counters.

    Episcopalians.

  4. @22: I’ll remember that. There are engineers and then there are . . . GAAAA! There’s a robot right behind you!!!

    @23: +10

    @24: That’s this comment. But if Oppo is commenting on Oppo, then Oppo is not Oppo, but Oppo is Oppo, but . . . does not compute . . . does not compute . . . does not *pow*

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