Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The city of Washington DC has a new plan for fighting crime…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The city of Washington DC has a new plan for fighting crime…
…make everything legal and the crime rate instantly drops to zero.
…fire 99% the politicians.
… BETman?
ED209s on loan from Detroit
… require members of Congress live in D.C.
…a tax on crime of course.
…: build more housing projects in Baltimore.
…make a law putting a limit on obeying the law.
…, 24 hour audio and video surveillance of all politicians and lobbyists…
… John Roberts will declare muggings to be redistributive taxes from this day forward, and kidnappings to be citizens’ arrests.
… which, like the majority of D.C., will not work.
…Letting crime win!
… Crime Free Zone signs.
Move the Capital Building and White House out of the city limits.
I guess punishment would be right out.
The city of Washington DC has a new plan for fighting crime…
dress up officers like super heroes and maybe they will do some good.
but whether COngress agrees to be incarcerated is a touchy point.
give more stuff away, at some point the criminals will be satiated.
The city of Washington DC has a new plan for fighting crime…
…which will only create more crime.
…it will be 33,000 pages of rules and regulations that no one will read.
…and it’s called, “Order 66”.
…which includes making it a crime to criticize criminals.
(Tricky, those politicians!)
…repealing all the laws.
You can’t do no time if it ain’t be a crime.
Legalizing everything. They call it “Purge”.
…having all police close their eyes, stick their fingers in their ears and shout “la, la, la, la, la” while on patrol.
…MOAR GUN CONTOL!
The Group W Bench.
Sandor, Berninating the countryside
They spend a million dollars on a Bat-signal.
Change the name to “Shangrala”