Straight Line of the Day: Donald Trump’s One Weakness…? Posted by Harvey on 18 March 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Donald Trump’s one weakness…
Donald Trump’s one weakness… running out of hairspray. hypocriptonite. a small thermal exhaust vent vulnerable to a missile strike. Reply to this comment
Donald Trump’s one weakness… an almost fanatical devotion to his ego. Achilles toupee Victoria Secret Models. (Wait, that’s every man’s weakness) Reply to this comment
Donald Trump’s one weakness… Broadway show tunes Must see TV. still basically a Democrat. Reply to this comment
…Delilah becoming his barber. Until she shears his tresses he can continue running his jawbone and being an @$$. Reply to this comment
. . . is the fact that he’s one of the few human beings nearly as easy to hate as Hillary Clinton. Reply to this comment
…Hair Club for Men commercial marathons. …cans of custom made Campbells SpaghettiDs. …off-kilter braggedocio such as I put the pet in trumpet and I put the don in radon. …over tipping Reiki hairstylists. Reply to this comment
…Zephyrus, the Greek god of the west wind.
Cankles!
Anyone with a brain.
Donald Trump’s one weakness…
running out of hairspray.
hypocriptonite.
a small thermal exhaust vent vulnerable to a missile strike.
…foreign ladies.
Donald Trump’s one weakness…
an almost fanatical devotion to his ego.
Achilles toupee
Victoria Secret Models. (Wait, that’s every man’s weakness)
Donald Trump’s one weakness…
Broadway show tunes
Must see TV.
still basically a Democrat.
Donald Trump’s one weakness…
Heroin
…is an over-reliance on a supportive media…
…Roget’s Thesaurus…
…is Donald Trump.
…small hands…
…Delilah becoming his barber. Until she shears his tresses he can continue running his jawbone and being an @$$.
… that pesky term “none of the above.”
… aplastic amedia.
… Megynlomania
… Kelly-stenics
… Don’s Syndrome
… Hugenics
… a crackhead diction
. . . is the fact that he’s one of the few human beings nearly as easy to hate as Hillary Clinton.
Kraptonite.
…BOGO sales!
… the Post‘s dramatic stress.
… a Tweet tooth.
…Hair Club for Men commercial marathons.
…cans of custom made Campbells SpaghettiDs.
…off-kilter braggedocio such as I put the pet in trumpet and I put the don in radon.
…over tipping Reiki hairstylists.
Donald Trump’s one weakness…
laryngitis….