Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During President Obama’s final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During President Obama’s final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…
…was a let down after the Last Tango in Argentina.
…he was planning the Emancipation Proclamation for the druggies.
…Michelle was the one screaming, “GET OFF A DA LAWN!!!”
… the children were saddened to find that all the eggs contained Michelle Obama approved “treats”.
…it was discovered that Obamacare did NOT cover salmonella poisoning.
…Tromp got all the press coverage.
…it all came down to race, as it always does with libs.
…Biden attempted to trade his Egg Roll for a Cinnamon Roll.
…he said “If you want to fundamentally change the nation, you have to break a few eggs.”
…all the eggs contained thumb drives loaded with all of Obama’s speeches…
…Joe Biden thought it was a donut-thing.
…all the kiddies were introduced to “Uncle Pied Piper”, who works for the I.R.S.
…it soon became obvious that the recent Syrian immigrants lost something in the translation of “Egg Dye”.
…the fattest 2% wound up with 80% of the eggs.
…Grace Slick was accused of a hate crime for singing “White Rabbit”.
…disaster struck when some of the little Democrats stumbled upon Michelle’s pod people garden, wiping out the Spring crop.
… a tiny tot was groped for concealed weapons by a Secret Service detail while Obama read to the crowd: “Any approach that would single out or target anyone for discrimination is not only wrong and un-American, but it also would be counterproductive.”
… another tyke was ejected for simply asking, “So, is everything Obama does for the next 295 days going to be called ‘Obama’s last this or that’?”
… no one cared that he had a piñata and phony yada.
During President Obama’s final Easter Egg Roll at the White House…
he was surprised by Harvey.
finally sank that putt he had been working on for 7 years.
he was assaulted by a chicken.
… he longed for that old time Iraq and roll.
@12: Winner, two ways. I’ll bet Anony would have given you #1 if she was judging!!
… some kid asked the Press about Hillary’s legal troubles, but there was nary a Peep.
… the FBI discovered that the Dems had all their AGs in one basket.