In Australia, a kangaroo violently attacked two bicycle-riding tourists.
Huh. I thought kangaroos were only triggered to violence by elephants with talking dust specks.
In Australia, a kangaroo violently attacked two bicycle-riding tourists.
Huh. I thought kangaroos were only triggered to violence by elephants with talking dust specks.
That reminds me of a bit John Caparulo does, about some pet store that tried to sell him a kangaroo. He said, “Yeah, if I can get him in the car without him kicking the sh!t out of me. Have you seen Looney Tunes? They don’t mess around.”
So kangaroos can drive now?