Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
One way for Hillary to improve her “likability” rating…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
One way for Hillary to improve her “likability” rating…
Take off her mask and quit kicking puppies.
: never appear in public again.
…: start wearing a bacon necklace at all times…
…act more like her earthling hosts.
…: drop the pretense and go “full lizard”…
…try out some new cookie recipes. (and leave Hansel and Gretel alone)
…improve her awful speaking voice by trying to sound like Gilbert Gottfried.
perhaps she could learn to laugh like Fran Drescher.
She could get tips on being more spontaneous from Sheldon Cooper.
One way for Hillary to improve her “likability” rating…
find a different host.
random Clinton Foundation grants in sums of 10, 50 and 100 thousand.
have a little “talk” with those people who compile likability ratings.
Verbally abuse the Mooch, and refer to it as her Mister Souljah moment.
Only hang around people who are more despised and wretched, such as the Obamas or Bill Maher.
…before viewing her or her image, give the option of face stabbing and being set on fire.
…stop dragging us into her private pit in Hell long enough for us to raise a toast to the days when we fought our enemies rather than elect them.
…slither out of the muck under the bridge, hide the gnarled club and set a low bar, maybe just becoming more rat like before venturing into public venues. When a gorilla can fall into her enclosure without her being shot she should be heavily sedated and allowed to roam freely in a forest.
…cover her cankles.
…shut her pie hole.
Tie anchor to cankle and jump in deepest part of the ocean!!! I would super love her forever after!!!
One way for Hillary to improve her “likability” rating…
would be one more than anyone has ever thought of.
…spend fewer weekends at ussjimmycarter’s house !!
Following Prince’s death last Thursday, the nation mourned. Condolences and tributes poured out of cities and social media sites, honoring the Purple One. The Internet swelled with thought-pieces and reflections.
But at the heart of Prince was the music. Tellingly, his record sales have skyrocketed by 40,000 percent, the Los Angeles Times reported.
There you go.
That deserves a whole slab of bacon right there! Bravo!
Would be for Bill to have an affair. Don’t worry, It’ll happen.
See Prince’s doctors.
Plead guilty to mishandling Federal secrets, taking payoffs, and the murder of Vince Foster.
30+ years in federal and state prisons would vastly improve her likeability, especially the not getting out of prison before she’s 95 part.
Suck start a pistol.