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Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…

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  1. Dancing girls, the most beautiful you can imagine, just high class, straight from Vegas, and fireworks, 500 tap dancing midgets, so talented you can’t believe, hundreds of yards of gold lame will be used, it will be just incredible, Steve Harvey, Steve I said, will you come to announce the official nominee, and he said to me “Don, I might say George Pataki by mistake,” isn’t that great, he’s just a kidder, and then he asks me when the nominees had the swimsuit competition — but really, this will be the most amazing, amazing thing you’ve ever seen, first-class, nothing but the best…

  2. Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…

    a real cliffhanger that will keep people interested in when the next season starts.

    For the benefit of Donald Trump,
    There will be a show tonight on trampoline.
    The Hendersons will all be there, late of Pablo Fanque’s fair;
    What a scene.
    Over men and horses, hoops and garters,
    Lastly through a hog’shead of real fire.
    In this way The Donald. will challenge the world!

    The celebrated Donald T.,
    Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate.
    The Hendersons will dance and sing
    As Donald T. flies through the ring; don’t be late.
    Mess’rs C. and G. assure the public
    Their production will be second to none
    And of course, Henry, The Horse, dances the waltz!

    The band begins at ten to six
    When Donald T.. performs his tricks without a sound.
    And Teddy C. will demonstrate
    Ten somersets he’ll undertake on solid ground.
    Having been some days in preparation,
    A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
    And tonight The Donald is topping the bill.

  3. Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…

    …Ted Cruz going off to his room to write that hit song “Alone in my principles.”

    …sharks with fricken’ laser beams attached to their heads!

  4. Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…

    …Ted Cruz shocking the world by agreeing to be Hillary’s VP. You heard it here first.

    • … a parade of all of Bill Clinton’s sexual abuse, rape, and misconduct victims. Yes, it’ll be a three-day event.

      Hey, am I on that “Hello Racist” website yet??????

      P.S. There was no “Post Reply” button when I tried to reply.

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