Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
…strippers!
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
parting shots for Ted Cruz, literally.
…Hugo! https://youtu.be/VLWPxAmLdN8
“You’re Fired!” works
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
winners of “Free date with Ivanka” will be announced.
Tacos!
Cute cat videos..
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
the coveted SMOD endorsement.
Ted Cruz diving off a 90 foot platform into a bucket of water.
http://theculturalgutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/high-board-skinny-288×1024.jpg
I was thinking at the 27 second mark… Bugs Bunny, gotta love it!
Even better!
Snark by #BlackLivesMutter.
A T-Rex with the head of Ronald Reagan, a/k/a T-Ron. Projected on a Jumbo T-Ron.
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
puppies in a blender!
. . . human sacrifices, followed by Ron Paul disemboweling himself.
Dammit Jim!!
Iowa Jim, this is so (entrails) off the wall, that it cracked me up and there are cheese and cracker bits all over my desk.
I’m putting that on my resume.
…show trials and showgirls…
…Trump endorsing Lyndon LaRouche for president.
Dancing girls, the most beautiful you can imagine, just high class, straight from Vegas, and fireworks, 500 tap dancing midgets, so talented you can’t believe, hundreds of yards of gold lame will be used, it will be just incredible, Steve Harvey, Steve I said, will you come to announce the official nominee, and he said to me “Don, I might say George Pataki by mistake,” isn’t that great, he’s just a kidder, and then he asks me when the nominees had the swimsuit competition — but really, this will be the most amazing, amazing thing you’ve ever seen, first-class, nothing but the best…
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
much wailing and rendering of garments by the Media.
…hookers and blow.
…a Hillary melting party http://i0.wp.com/f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/y/8/2/hillary-melting.jpg?w=1024&h=1024
…the coveted Recep Tayyip Erdoğan endorsement.
…something YUGE!!!
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
a real cliffhanger that will keep people interested in when the next season starts.
For the benefit of Donald Trump,
There will be a show tonight on trampoline.
The Hendersons will all be there, late of Pablo Fanque’s fair;
What a scene.
Over men and horses, hoops and garters,
Lastly through a hog’shead of real fire.
In this way The Donald. will challenge the world!
The celebrated Donald T.,
Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishopsgate.
The Hendersons will dance and sing
As Donald T. flies through the ring; don’t be late.
Mess’rs C. and G. assure the public
Their production will be second to none
And of course, Henry, The Horse, dances the waltz!
The band begins at ten to six
When Donald T.. performs his tricks without a sound.
And Teddy C. will demonstrate
Ten somersets he’ll undertake on solid ground.
Having been some days in preparation,
A splendid time is guaranteed for all.
And tonight The Donald is topping the bill.
“Roll Up, Roll up for the Ideological Mystery Tour, stump ‘Right’ this way . . . “
…a giant ‘vote-your-conscience balloon’ with pictures of Trump and Hillary on it.
… along with the “He’s Had A Good Year” blimp.
And another blimp that says, “We ain’t no ways General Tired!”
The Hildenburg was going to be a trial balloon, but Comey-see, Comey-ça.
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
…Ted Cruz going off to his room to write that hit song “Alone in my principles.”
…sharks with fricken’ laser beams attached to their heads!
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
…Ted Cruz shocking the world by agreeing to be Hillary’s VP. You heard it here first.
… like Sanders’ “A Loan vs. My Principles”?
….Ted Cruz proving once and for all what a creepy douche bag he is…oh wait, that was last night.
… a parade of all of Bill Clinton’s sexual abuse, rape, and misconduct victims. Yes, it’ll be a three-day event.
Hey, am I on that “Hello Racist” website yet??????
P.S. There was no “Post Reply” button when I tried to reply.
Get ready – the spectacular finale of the Republican Convention will feature…
a Hillary pinata
A good ol’ fashioned cuck fight.