In Wisconsin, a woman called 911 to report that she was being held hostage in her home by her cat.
I’m surprised Obama didn’t label her an “ailurophobe” and demanded she let more felines into her house.
In Wisconsin, a woman called 911 to report that she was being held hostage in her home by her cat.
I’m surprised Obama didn’t label her an “ailurophobe” and demanded she let more felines into her house.
Investigators found lynx with terrorism.
Are they meowist terrorists?
If you see something, spray something.
“Rain On Entabby”
“Mewnich”
(Was there some ransom litter?)
[“Rain” = “Raid”]
Authorities have, of course, empahtically denied that they are interviewing a Persian of interest.
Domesticated terrorism.
Ask not what your cat can do for you. Ask what you can do for your cat.
Was her cat’s name Damn?