A team of scientists at India’s Institute for Stem Cell Biology and Regenerative Medicine discovered that cockroach milk may be the greatest superfood of them all.
But where will we get all the cockroaches? I think Michelle Obama’s school lunch program has already solved that problem.

Never mind getting them, where are they going to find people small enough to milk them?
and the small stools.
Cockroach. Milk.
As gross as that sounds, I’m more surprised to find out cockroaches were mammals all along!
Plenty of Cockroaches in Viet Nam, big fat ones at that.
You may have stumbled onto something, Harvey. 2016 Homer Simpson- “Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Program: The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Life’s Problems”.