Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Hillary accepted the Demorat nomination, CNN demonstrated its impartiality by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Hillary accepted the Demorat nomination, CNN demonstrated its impartiality by…
…not mocking Chelsea’s intro.
…not billing for their services.
… earning the title of America’s Newswoon.
… telling Wolf to get back twerk.
Immediately declaring her the winner of the November elections.
… continuing to ignore Gary Johnson.
…changing their set colors to match Hillary’s “purity” pantsuit…
…rote…
…cracky!…
… declaring CNN the VP.
…dancing on the tables.
…courtesy copying Wikileaks on all their internal emails.
posting new photos of Melania and Bill
…collectively wetting themselves.
…Renouncing their oaths to Baal and pledging fealty to Hillary
…not covering their ears when she shrieks and yelling “It burns! It buuuuurns!”
…not vomiting whenever she speaks
…not giving the game away by kneeling in her presence while declaring “All Hail Our Dark Lord!”
…also not giving the game away by ending every spoken reference to her with “Heil Hillary!”
…no longer tabulating the number of lies spoken during her speeches
…either completely ignoring, or acting as if it’s normal, the fact that she’s married to a sexual predator
…when doing broadcasts, regularly cackling like a deranged drunken Witch Hazel and bobbing their heads as if having a minor seizure to make Hillary’s behavior seems slightly less bizarre
…waiting an acceptable length of time before “thrilling” up each other’s legs.
. . . handing out free copies of H. Rider Haggard’s novel She, from which we get the phrase “she who must be obeyed”.
. . . having its staff administer high colonic enemas to one another.
Doing things that cannot be described in a family web page.
… giving equal air time, for a different viewpoint, to Chelsea Clinton.
… interrupting its regularly scheduled programming from now through November to broadcast this historic fact.
Broadcast. Now there’s a funny word.
… asking Bill to evaluate the “pro”s as well as the cons at the convention.
… addressing the elephant in the room head-on, and dispensing with it. Only donkeys from now on.
… sponsoring a “Pew!” poll of the convention delegates as to their candidate preference.
…anointing themselves with oil, and other lubricants.
…referring to her as the next US president and the US as the next Venezuela.
…boning up on Sharia law.
…topping off their personal stockpiles of guns and ammo.
…working on her obit, presuming that they helped elect a drunken, bitter failure to the most powerful and stressful job on the planet while being married to a man who thinks her funeral will be a great place to pick up chicks.
…finally pointing out that she may look like a Lego character but she in no way fits.
…ending each news segment with the phrase: “…in accordance with prophecy”.
After Hillary Accepted the Democrat Nomination, CNN Demonstrated Its Impartiality by…
Endorsing her.
After Hillary accepted the Demorat nomination, CNN demonstrated its impartiality by…
not immediately rolling on their backs to expose their vulnerable bellies to her fangs. They waited until the following day.
posting the Google page on the Presidential Candidates.
well actually they couldn’t, no one could figure out the word or what it meant.
…wait, CNN and impartiality in the same sentence? This is a trick SLotD.
After Hillary accepted the Demorat nomination, CNN demonstrated its impartiality by…
Breaking out the champaign and caviar.