Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
…offering a free toaster!
…the boatload.
…setting up voter registration booths outside funeral homes.
. . . offering hookers and blow.
…idol threats.
…admitting that it’s not really harder than getting a gun.
…hook or by Hillary.
…making every polling place a Pokémon gym/stop…
…buying votes with PokéCoin…
…promising that Hillary will stop shrieking at them if they vote correctly…
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
setting up polling places in the extended 57 states located in Cuba, North Korea, South America, and throughout Africa.
…letting Russian hackers vote for them.
… their new slogan: “If you want to sit on your *** at home the rest of the year, don’t do it on Election Day!”
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
…making everything free.
…handing out AR-15s as door prizes if you vote “D”.
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
removing the middleman and just voting for them.
…telling them that if they use the code “ID10T” on their ballots they’ll be entered for a chance to win…ONE. MILLION. DOLLARS!
… making them an OFA they can’t refuse.
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
telling people, “Either there will be a “D” on your ballot or your brains.”
How creative! Democrats now plan to get people to vote by…
email, through Hillary’s “New and improved” servers.
just being corrupt liars like they always are, but having the MSM work doubly hard to cover it up.
…old fashioned methods—liquor and ten dollar bills.
….paying for their entire worthless existence from the minute they’re born until they die….oh wait, they’ve been doing that for 50 years.
… promising them a heaping helping of suffrage sucker-tax.
… robocalling them with “Hillary’s Hip Game Jokes” every hour until their vote is registered.
… with their new slogan: “Trump or Hillary? You Get To Choose Witch.”
…awarding Bleeding Heart medals to those who had to take a day off from sleeping all day.
…pointing out that if Hillary wins she won’t be making any more public appearances.
…getting Google to add a coughing up a hairball to English/Spanish translator.
…promising to continue using biodegradable pallets to ship ransom cash.
…have 8 of 10 doctors claim she’s twerking, not convulsing.
….. by billing themselves as the other… other… republican party