Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s weird. Now included as part of the 2016 Olympics opening ceremony…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
That’s weird. Now included as part of the 2016 Olympics opening ceremony…
That’s weird. Now included as part of the 2016 Olympics opening ceremony…
mandatory ballot fill out for Hillary Clinton.
That’s weird. Now included as part of the 2016 Olympics opening ceremony…
signing a waiver on illness, theft and death during the games.
…the official ceremonial presentation of the International Olympic Committee’s graft payments.
…the ceremonial taking of urine samples.
…the official declaration of each athlete’s preferred gender identity.
…a trigger warning about Ipanema girls.
…brazilian wax inspections.
Bill Clinton officiating.
I thought they would hire TSA agents.
…the Redeemer will light the torch.
That’s weird. Now included as part of the 2016 Olympics opening ceremony…
…coronation of Obama as the, “Greatest President in the History of Everything”. (hat tip Frank J.)
…honor killings.
…Barbara Streisand singing “Happy Days Are Here Again”
…the IOC will spray the crowds with DDT.
…tetanus shots.
Synchronized Hurling.
… the release of 10,000 brown doves — which a moment before were white. And able to fly.
… a bunch of locals mugging for the cameras. And then for themselves.
…99 Luftballons…
… is a JV team that’s getting all the attention.
… are free-for-all games of Hide-‘n’-Go-Zika, Marco Polio, and Pin the Tail on the Dengue.
. . . is the delegates to the UN’s security council twerking.
everyone will line up, get their participation medal and go home.
Mandatory registration for ObamaCare. (When we said everyone should be covered, we meant everyone)
…all of the boating teams are introduced with their CSI teams.
…martial arts sports now include mosquito slapping and bite scratching preliminaries.
…what’s left of the Russian team will carry the stadium to the fans.
…handing out condoms with little mosquito nets on them.