Straight Line of the Day: This is Weird… at Every Campaign Stop, Hillary Insists on… Posted by Harvey on 22 August 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. At every campaign stop, Hillary insists on…
. . . red-hot women and ice-cold beer . . . hookers and blow . . . having her eight-ounce glass of Early Times “freshened” Reply to this comment
Access for her hospital bed and IV bags so they can pump her full of the pharmaceuticals needed to keep her conscious and aware for a few minutes. Reply to this comment
…sniper-suppression teams… …that no one gaze directly upon her…or her policies… …pork rinds and Mountain Dew… Reply to this comment
And you misspelled “Beluga Caviar and Dom Perignon.” FIFY. It may be lying corrupt murderous scum, but it doesn’t have cheap tastes. Reply to this comment
At every campaign stop, Hillary insists on… the exact same SLOTD so she can stay on message. not being IGNORED. keeping herself a moving target. blaming a black man for email scandals. Reply to this comment
…meeting with local funeral directors as part of her “Get Out the Vote” efforts. Reply to this comment
…a large supply of cough medicine. …a fresh set of comments and some repeats on SLotD. …aborted fetuses to eat. Reply to this comment
… is the same thing she insisted on last week… TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! Reply to this comment
… a Lark to take her from the escalator to the elevator to the speaker’s platform. Reply to this comment
… a PowellPoint presentation showing how every crime she committed had precedent. Reply to this comment
..the audience be screened and vetted to only allow her most rabid sycophants. From now on members of PETA are to be barred from entering. Reply to this comment
…visiting the groundhog yet again… …selling out America just to be plugged back into the Matrix. Reply to this comment
…letting ALL the male Dems sniff her crotch. …time to take a break and put her feet up, especially when she is walking. …all wascally wabbits being detained so they can’t trick Elmer Fudd into thinking it’s weasel season. Reply to this comment
…someone to point out if she starts repeating herself, or barking.
Deja vu all over again
Apparently our previous responses weren’t good enough.
Is this Blog turning into one of those Right Wing Echo Chambers?
I’ve heard that before.
. . . red-hot women and ice-cold beer
. . . hookers and blow
. . . having her eight-ounce glass of Early Times “freshened”
Access for her hospital bed and IV bags so they can pump her full of the pharmaceuticals needed to keep her conscious and aware for a few minutes.
…sniper-suppression teams…
…that no one gaze directly upon her…or her policies…
…pork rinds and Mountain Dew…
You misspelled “…RC Cola and a Moonpie.” FTFY.
And you misspelled “Beluga Caviar and Dom Perignon.”
FIFY.
It may be lying corrupt murderous scum, but it doesn’t have cheap tastes.
At every campaign stop, Hillary insists on…
the exact same SLOTD so she can stay on message.
not being IGNORED.
keeping herself a moving target.
blaming a black man for email scandals.
…everyone deleting all email off their phone so she can be “just like you!”
…meeting with local funeral directors as part of her “Get Out the Vote” efforts.
…a large supply of cough medicine.
…a fresh set of comments and some repeats on SLotD.
…aborted fetuses to eat.
…a pan of water with which to wash her hands.
… gypsies, tramps and thieves
… members of the media doing the poll dance.
… Instant Replay.
… is the same thing she insisted on last week… TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
… a body doublewide
…Ryan Lochte to come up with new improved excuses for her email.
… a Lark to take her from the escalator to the elevator to the speaker’s platform.
… a PowellPoint presentation showing how every crime she committed had precedent.
emptying her colostomy bag
… absolute obedience, or she’ll take her Baal and go home.
..the audience be screened and vetted to only allow her most rabid sycophants. From now on members of PETA are to be barred from entering.
…entering astride a pale horse.
…visiting the groundhog yet again…
…selling out America just to be plugged back into the Matrix.
… a transfusion
…letting ALL the male Dems sniff her crotch.
…time to take a break and put her feet up, especially when she is walking.
…all wascally wabbits being detained so they can’t trick Elmer Fudd into thinking it’s weasel season.
Doh!
Sorry about the repeat.
I copied & pasted from the wrong day’s worksheet
Looks like a lot of us loved it!
looks like it was a hit.
https://youtu.be/9Q6d5z-OTmo