She’s as Healthy as a Woman Twice Her Age

Hillary apparently collapsed on the way back to her van after visiting the 9/11 Memorial. Since it can’t possibly be due to any health issues, it is probably the result of one of the following:

  • After fifteen years, the horror of the 9/11 attack finally made it through her diseased nervous system
  • She was momentarily overwhelmed with thoughts of Huma
  • Bill accidentally put the GHB in the wrong cup of coffee
  • She thought she heard the national anthem and tried to take a knee
  • The effects of the virgin sacrifice ran off more quickly than expected
  • She just tripped in her rush to get back to the van before time ran out and it turned back into a pumpkin and she turned back into a rat
  • It was just a trust/fall exercise
  • She failed to read the fine print in her contract with Lucifer….
  • Trump finally decided to fight her witchcraft with voodoo
  • An enemy must have tainted the baby’s blood at the Black Sabbat
  • Her Obamacare policy won’t pay for her Rascal Scooter without more documented proof of need, so she’s been staging falls

11 Comments

  1. Clearly this was a YouTube video created by unknown forces, probably middle easterners, though not related any particular religion, who are working with the Russians to influence the presidential election.

    That was not Hillary… she’s fine and it’s a lovely day in NY.

    The United States government had noting to do with producing that video.

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