Straight Line of the Day: Don’t Worry! If Something Happens to Hillary, the Democrats Are Planning to Run…

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Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run

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  1. Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…

    …to congress and have the POTUS elections suspended indefinitely.

    …Tony Wiener. Huma will then reconcile.

  2. Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…

    the country without elections which are nothing but artifacts of White, Patriarchal, genderism anyway.

  3. (a) Schlemiel
    (b) Schlemozzle
    (c) Hassan-Favor, Incorporated

    Campaign Song:
    “Give us any chance we’ll take it;
    Read us any rule we’ll break it;
    We’re going to make our dreams come true
    Doing it our way . . . “

  4. …Joe Biden, but won’t tell him so he can’t screw it up.

    …an equally personable and photogenic humanitarian, the creature from Predator.

    …judging by their last two successful candidates redeeming qualities, a teflon coated skillet.

  5. … someone named “For.”

    The motto will certainly be “Forward!” or “For Hillary!” And here’s why:

    (Huh. I learned something new today.)

    “Forward” is a word which :

    “is composed of the Olde English pre-7th Century ‘for’ (‘hog,’ pig,’) with ‘weard’, ‘guardian,’ ‘watchman.’)

    “A number of early English surnames were created from such occupational name for those employed in animal husbandry; these include Forman, from the Old Enlgish ‘for’, (pig), with ‘mann’, (man); coward, from the Olde English ‘cu’, (cow) and ‘hierde’, herdsman; and Bulman, from the Middle English ‘bule’, (bul)l, with ‘man’, (man).

    “… A Coat of Arms granted to the Forward family of Lancaster is black, a chevron between three crosses pattee silver. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Bartholomew Forward, which was dated 1279.”

    http://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Forward

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