Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
…in circles, scream and shout!
…someone actually viable.
…Barbara Streisand.
…the highest bidder.
…for the border
thank goodness they won’t have to jump a wall.
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
a blue dog.
her corpse.
Michelle
…one of her many available clones.
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
…to congress and have the POTUS elections suspended indefinitely.
…Tony Wiener. Huma will then reconcile.
…Hillary Clinton. If the dead can vote Democrat, then the dead can be their candidate
She’s only mostly dead.
She’s feeling better…
Zombie Hillary!
Her attendants have been getting a lot of practice in as of late.
…an irredeemable deplorable.
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
America into the ground, as always
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
Eugene Debs
You know he had two mule faced daughters he wanted to marry off so when they were old enough he held a big ball for them to meet eligible men. Instead the guests made fun of their homeliness. This is where we get the term “Debs you taunt.”
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…this country into the ground no matter what.
. . . for the hills.
. . . their mouths.
…Whats-her-name from “Girls” and Selma Bouvier. You sexist transphobic bigots!
Satan himself
If he tries to run again, Dubya will just have to defeat him in another dance-off.
Don’t worry! If something happens to Hillary, the Democrats are planning to run…
the country without elections which are nothing but artifacts of White, Patriarchal, genderism anyway.
… a Bussed-in Marathon
Nidal Hassan (“As patriotic as Hillary!”)
Bo Berghdal (“Brave as Obama!”)
A Pop-Tart chewed into the shape of a handgun (“Smart as Biden!”)
(a) Schlemiel
(b) Schlemozzle
(c) Hassan-Favor, Incorporated
Campaign Song:
“Give us any chance we’ll take it;
Read us any rule we’ll break it;
We’re going to make our dreams come true
Doing it our way . . . “
… someone with Deplore-matic immunity.
…Joe Biden, but won’t tell him so he can’t screw it up.
…an equally personable and photogenic humanitarian, the creature from Predator.
…judging by their last two successful candidates redeeming qualities, a teflon coated skillet.
… someone named “For.”
The motto will certainly be “Forward!” or “For Hillary!” And here’s why:
(Huh. I learned something new today.)
“Forward” is a word which :
“is composed of the Olde English pre-7th Century ‘for’ (‘hog,’ pig,’) with ‘weard’, ‘guardian,’ ‘watchman.’)
“A number of early English surnames were created from such occupational name for those employed in animal husbandry; these include Forman, from the Old Enlgish ‘for’, (pig), with ‘mann’, (man); coward, from the Olde English ‘cu’, (cow) and ‘hierde’, herdsman; and Bulman, from the Middle English ‘bule’, (bul)l, with ‘man’, (man).
“… A Coat of Arms granted to the Forward family of Lancaster is black, a chevron between three crosses pattee silver. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Bartholomew Forward, which was dated 1279.”
http://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Forward
…Francis Underwood…
a yellow Lab.