Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
…Juanita Broaddrick
I don’t know why, but that one made me laugh out loud. Bacon to you, sir!
…Vladimir Putin. (he should bring along his reset button with which to ring in.)
…the Snopes people.
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
Dr. Hall
The Smith Brothers
Ricolaaaaaaa!
…the Culligan Man to keep Hillary hydrated.
Severis Snape – “Mrs. Clinton….how do you….respond…to these….allegations?”
That quote would also fit for William Shatner.
Any 5-year old: For every answer a candidate gives the moderator will come back with “Why?”
the Swedish Bikin Team
a boxing referee
a Mexican football announcer
John Cleese doing a Monty Python sketch
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
Aunty Entity
Death
Trumps hair…. or one of Hillary’s cankles…
Alex Trebek
…Gunga Din
But when it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ‘im that’s got it.
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
Michael Savage
Zombie Vince Foster
Patricia Smith
A lie detector, wherein the voltage increases with each lie. Hillary would look like Don King within minutes.
…Joan Jett, long time front woman for black hearts.
…an illegal alien, willing to do a job Americans won’t do.
…Abe Vigoda, so Clinton won’t be the deadest looking person in the room.
…a bartender who is a good listener and would never reveal where Hillary keeps her stool.
…Ronald McDonald to make it a complete clown show.
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
U.S. Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens and U.S. Foreign Service Information Management Officer Sean Smith.CIA contractors Tyrone S. Woods and Glen Doherty
I nominate our own “Give ‘Em Hell Harvey”!
Immortan Joe
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in a burqa made out of bacon.
The: “I’m sorry you ARE the weakest link, Goodbye” lady !
Anne Robinson
WWE referees
Trey Gowdy
…Gordon Ramsay and R. Lee Ermey.
…a blood hound Chow mix for a dogged determination in seeking after truth and a cast iron stomach with a desire to please only its people, neither of whom are on stage.
. . . would be Conan the Barbarian.
. . . would be Jeffrey Dahmer, who knows where the bodies are buried.
. . . would be Harpo Marx, because he wouldn’t say anything stupid.
The best moderator for a Hillary Clinton/Donald Trump debate…
… Grover (from Sesame Street)
… Wonder Woman and her Lasso of Truth
… Awesomo 3000
… My Cousin Vinny Gambini
…Buttercup – she is, at her tender age, more than a match for either of them…
As you wish.