Sean: I’m afraid that wouldn’t work. The machines would probably be set up to accept Canadian coins, and when the Americans get to a machine that says “Insert Loonie here”, they’d spend forever trying to get themselves shoved into a dollar shaped slot!
…dilute their stores of Maple Syrup.
…have Justin Trudeau give a speech cursing ‘bad luck’.
raise taxes.
export more lefty actors and comedians to the US
add Molson Ice to the official Canadian food pyramid.
…install thousands of Pokémon Go gyms …
… put everyone to work on a wall, if they can get Trump to pay for it.
To boost their sagging economy, Canada plans to…
go full Venezuela
follow the brave example of Comrade Obama!
collect more Loonies!
… start collecting income taxes in absentia from every lib who solemnly swears to move to Canada if a Republican gets elected president.
…raise the unemployment benefit age limit to 136.
… raise the minimum wage to $200 Canadian dollars per Canadian hour.
and shorten Canadian hours to 2 hockey periods.
… sell waterfront all-season Nunavik real estate to Global Warming (TM) true believers.
Tremendous!!!
Tom, you should comment more often!
To boost their sagging economy, Canada plans to…
Have Dudley DoRight running nationwide bake sales.
outlaw global warming from October to March.
“Have Dudley DoRight running nationwide bake sales.”
It’ll be a Marigold mine!
… charge royalties [sic] from RC Cola and Sony for sponsorship decals on the RCMP.
… replace the VAT with something from Victoria, BC’s, Secret.
… lodge lawsuits against makers of ham for stealing their secret Canadian bacon recipe.
… rent out moose by the hour to lonely traveling businessmen.
… redefine hockey as “soccer with better Canadians” to get in on all of the filthy FIFA lucre.
… parlay tons of free publicity from refusing to stand for the U.S. national anthem into big, big bucks.
… Or, put another way … announce that they are deeply un-American, and wait for the offers to roll in from Hollywood, TV networks, and the DNC.
…appoint Rocky and Bulwinkle to the Chamber of Commerce.
To boost their sagging economy, Canada plans to…
export ice to countries deluded by global warming anxieties.
…declare poutine an endangered species.
…annex the North Pole, tax the elves’ wages, and apply a VAT tax to what they produce. Christmas is going to be a little thin this year.
Someone should tell them, about their messed-up economy: “Bumbles don’t bounce.”
…remind investors that Sarah Palin could see John Candy from her house. And Tommy Chong still can.
…get .0000002% of it’s lumber jacks to buy a RONCO TREE-O-MATIC.
…kick Hillary Clinton out if she does as threatened and moves there when she wins the election.
Just take North Dakota’s shale oil fields. What, Obama is gonna do anything about it?
Install coin fed revolving doors at the border for all the Americans leaving the USA if Trump wins!
Sean: I’m afraid that wouldn’t work. The machines would probably be set up to accept Canadian coins, and when the Americans get to a machine that says “Insert Loonie here”, they’d spend forever trying to get themselves shoved into a dollar shaped slot!