Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
Their muffled speech as their heads were entirely up her keister.
Immediately falling to her feet and licking her boots .
…addressing Trump as ‘scuzzball’.
… and yelling “You’ll get your chance, smart guy!”
Dean Wormer…is that you?!?!?!
a thrill up their legs.
…offering to refresh her drink.
…when Trump threw them over the buffet table at the Harrow Club they didn’t attack him because she gently held up her hand for them to stop.
…offering her cough drops.
…prefacing every question with, “In light of Donald’s comments from 2005…”
…giggling uncontrollably and blushing profusely…
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
they were reporters.
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
having “I love Hillary” marked on their eyelids for when they flashed their eyes at her.
the huge Clinton 2016 bumper stickers on their fat a**es.
addressing her as “Lord and master of my very soul and body.”
Welcome to the debate, Mrs. Clinton’s check cleared so let’s begin the attack…I mean debate.
…offering her the fattest fly.
They only asked her questions like, “What’s your favorite color?”
And yet, she still didn’t get thrown off of the Bridge of Death when she answered “yellow”…
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
… the tent pole that was visible in each of their laps.
…banana peels appearing in front of Trump.
Everytime Trump spoke they looked up at the ceiling and screamed, “SERENITY NOW!!!”
The full body-check they slammed into him every time he spoke.
…cankle cuddling.
…rising up and drawing their pistols when Trump so much as looked at her.
…Bill constantly having to zip up.
…all questions formulated so as not to be answered by blaming Bush.
…ohhhing ahhhing at her plans to use eminent domain to obtain all grassy knolls, but donate them to ISIS or BLM if Trump wins.
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
asking that all answers be phrased in the form of a deceit or evasion.
During the second debate, there were subtle hints that both of the moderators favored Hillary, like…
Prefacing every question to Hillary as, “Praise be to Hillary, peace be upon her..”
Their Clinton campaign buttons.