Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
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…to confine all deplorables to a basket.
A pardon for herself
. ..for a piece of the action.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
a doozie.
…to require that all future presidential communications be done on Snapchat…
…to condemn the all the enemies she is most proud of to Arkancide.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
to fight global warming all non-Democrats will be required to curtail their carbon dioxide release by breathing only every other day.
To outlaw all that is right and good in the world.
…to surrender to anyone Barack missed.
…to have the FBI discover who stole her tarts.
…a global-wipe “Reset”…of all email servers.
…that Bimbo Eruptions are the primary cause of AGW and must be eliminated with extreme prejudice.
…removing the blue and white from the flag.
To start operation Barbarossa. Because this time, it will work.
To outlaw pretty little girls from Kansas carry water buckets from ever coming within splash range.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
to arrest all those mutineers because of the strawberries. Ahh, but the strawberries that’s… that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with… geometric logic… that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist, and I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t of pulled the Caine out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers…
…That she gets to kick Bill in the nuts because now that she President she doesn’t need him any more.
… translated by an aid, as she was not able to talk, and had to cough in Morse code.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
sold to the highest bidder.
…to have Trey Gowdy executed.
…Henceforth all orders, executive or otherwise, will be verbal, and preceded by the tossing of a lamp.
…severing her diplomatic relations with Bill, his penis will be given a state funeral.
If elected, Hillary’s first Executive Order will be…
okay with Ryan and McConnell and Roberts, whatever it is
to outlaw happiness
a giant Republican picnic in Fort Marcy Park