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  1. If by third you mean last; then I’d say all the middle class working taxpaying people who are forced to pick up the tab for all of the insanity that comes out of Washington DC. In other words the nation comes in last.

  2. Either Trump or Hillary will win, but coming in third…

    Now the race is on
    And here comes pride up the backstretch
    Heartaches are goin’ to the inside
    My tears are holdin’ back
    They’re tryin’ not to fall
    My heart’s out of the runnin’
    True love’s scratched for another’s sake
    The race is on and it looks like heartache
    And the winner loses all

  3. . . . coming in third?

    Costello: I don’t know.

    Abbott: He came in third, we’re not talking about him.

    Costello: Now how did I get to third place?

    Abbott: Why, you mentioned his name.

    Costello: If I mentioned the third-place winner’s name, who did I say came in third?

    Abbott: No. Who came in first.

    Costello: What’s the third-place winner’s name?

    Abbott: What’s the second-place winner’s name.

    Costello: I don’t know.

    Abbott: He came in third.

    Costello: There I go, back to third again!

    PAUSE…

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