Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…
…”Dennis Rodman doesn’t call me anymore…”
sorry, must have been typing while you were posting.
…”It’s totally unfair that Dennis Rodman is so much taller than I am.”
…”Your hair…it’s just impossible to duplicate! I demand to know how it is done!”
Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…
the lack of a serious Fesitvus.
no tacos in the White House commissary
The Secretary of state speaks French too often.
…”Lena Dunham won’t return my calls…I heard she wanted to leave your country, and I would welcome her with open arms! Could you banish her or something? I’m desperate!!!”
Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…
lack of receipt of the nuclear weapons he bought from the State Dept via the Clinton Foundation.
he won’t have the wimpy Kenyan to kick around any more.
making Harry Reid ambassador to North Korea was an insult to human decency.
“Stop calling me ‘young lady’! Boys are named Kim too!”
“After the election no celebrities are threatening to move to North Korea! We demand celebrities!”
NOTE: this is actually getting favorable review by the Trump transition team.
Just realized that Bob B beat me to this gag. He specifically cited Lena Dunham – that makes his a double gag.
Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…
anything he could crib from the latest DNC talking points. [Oh wait, that was the US media]
Trump’s tendency to leave the solid gold toilet seat up.
getting the wrong order from the drive thru, Because They FU at the drive-thru, okay? They FU at the drive-thru! They know you’re gonna be miles away before you find out you got effed! They know you’re not gonna turn around and go back, they don’t care. So who gets effed? Ol’ Kim Jong Un! Okay, sure! I don’t give a EFF! I’m not eating this tuna, okay?
…rice shortages and paper scarcities.
…he demanded a detail from the US Navy to come to the Botong River in Pyongyang to clean and repaint the USS Pueblo. It’s starting to look tacky.
I have this fantasy of ordering the Air Force (or the Navy) to manufacture a two thousand pound bomb out of one pound packages of rice and using it to destroy the USS Pueblo.
…cookies, no armonds.
Kim Jong Un wrote Donald Trump a nine-page letter listing his grievances, including…
The fact that he is so ronery.
… the fact that he had to actually write a letter, because North Korea can’t afford a computer to write email
…Trump refusing to share any dog recipes the way Obama did, claiming he doesn’t eat dog.
Hans Brix busting his bawrs.
…can’t get Slim-Fast shipped here!
the facts that the Donald doesn’t call, hasn’t sent flowers . . .
…he sings, “Deck the Halls” just like at the end of, “The Christmas Story”.