Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?
Cookies futures.
Attempting to reach the moon before it is nuked to oblivion.
…Marijuana initiatives passing…
global warming
That’s Climate Change you denier!
Skyrocketing sales in the passport photo industry, what with all the celebs movin’ to Canada and such.
http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/305117-celebs-who-said-theyd-leave-country-if-trump-won
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?
Anticipation of a “surprise” Hillary Clinton win in the Electoral College voting on Dec. 19th.
All the big stock players no longer have to give to the Clinton Foundation, plenty now available for investment.
Investors finally realize they have postponed a Socialist takeover for another 4 years.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?
Buys outnumber Sells?? just a guess
The Russians!!11!!!!
aliens.
retroactive adjustments of historical data to reflect the desired outcome.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is suddenly hitting record highs. What’s causing this?
Global cooling. More is expected over the next few months, so the market will continue to improve.
News that Hillary is starring in the sequel to Liar Liar.
Media stock puts. Or putz, in their case.
…when your industry is a house of cards you feel luckier when you think you hold the Trump.
…Kanye and Kim have just cornered the market on batchit-crazy drug consumption, people are investing billions in big pharma.
…steel industry no longer devoted exclusively to manufacturing guns.
Viagra overdose?
The smart money always goes away from a Paul Krugman prediction.
…Temporary psychosis (see Kanye)…
Herbie has an awesome stash in his glovebox… Oh snap! I read that as Dean Jones,
Charles Dow and Edward Jones just discovered a big patch of marijuana.