Starbucks is planning to open “Reserve” bars in its stores that serve $10 cups of ultra-exclusive coffee.
And for an extra $10, the barista will actually spell your name right on the cup.
Starbucks is planning to open “Reserve” bars in its stores that serve $10 cups of ultra-exclusive coffee.
And for an extra $10, the barista will actually spell your name right on the cup.
Do they add an additional $10 cover charge if you are a Trump voter?
Unless “ultra-exclusive” means “10-year-old Scotch rather than,” count me out.
To qualify, you have to prove you’re ultra-stupid.
HA! It’s a trick question, asking is all you need to do.
Ten dollars for a cup of coffee…brother can you spare a sawbuck?
Hmmmm….For Ten bucks you get a special cup of coffee….
How much do you have to pay to be treated with RESPECT if you are a Conservative and voted for Trump???????
You just know this idea was the result of a bunch of marketing geeks getting drunk and watching Jackass.
“Man! People are so stupid!”
“No kidding. No one has two brain cells to rub together.”
“Really, they’d believe anything. Buy this water cuz it’s purer.”
“Buy this detergent because it has oxidanium.”
“Buy this coffee because it’s special.”
“Exclusive.”
“No…ULTRA-Exclusive”
Hahahahahahahahahaha,,,hahaha,,,ha……ha…
(dials phone)
“Hey boss…”
http://www.noradsanta.org
Cheers