Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A review of survey data shows that President Obama had lower average approval ratings than…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A review of survey data shows that President Obama had lower average approval ratings than…
. . . Vlad the Impaler
. . . Attila the Hun
. . . Genghis Khan
That’s “Jengis Khan”, according to John F-ing Kerry.
Actually, he’s right about that. I was told (long before the incident with John Kerry) by a native Taiwanese who spoke Mandarin, Cantonese, and Taiwanese that that was the correct pronunciation. Also, my guess is that “Genghis Khan” originates in Italian, in which the letter ‘g’ followed by ‘e’ or ‘i’ is pronounced as ‘j’, while the ‘h’ inserted between the ‘g’, and an ‘e’ or ‘i’ means that it is pronounced as a hard g.
I bow to no man in my insistence that John Kerry is a fool and a traitor, but he’s right about this pronunciation.
…broccoli.
Chuck Norris. With restless leg syndrome. In a room full of hippies.
… vegan cat food.
Tofu for you…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(this in no way should reflect on the merits of your observation, I just think it would be the acme of foolishness to force a cat (natural predator) to eat tofu)
…teleprompters.
…We Built This City by Jefferson Starship.
…Rebecca Black.
athlete’s foot
acne
Margaret Cho
Hillary
Bazinga!
whale dung
…rectal itch.
Constipation…. but who gives a sh*t
Gigli
Roger Goodell
O. J. Simpson
Schleprock.
Gollum
The Spanish Inquisition
Count Rugen
…a 51-star American flag…
Been Paying Attention Bacon for that one
A review of survey data shows that President Obama had lower average approval ratings than…
Madonna’s IQ.
Absolute Zero
genital herpes
an evening with Rosie O’Donnell
a complete set of recordings of Hillary Clinton’s speeches
Bacon for the third one. I absolutely shudder at the thought of having to listen to them.
…a cup of crusted, warm mayonnaise with flies on it… that you have to eat.
A review of survey data shows that President Obama had lower average approval ratings than…
“Joey” reruns
Jimmy Carter
the Cleveland Browns
Socialism in Venezuela
(on #2) A Haiku:
Somewhere off in Plains
A peanut farmer smiles wide
No longer the Worst!
He’s smiling, but doubtful he knows why. What a doddering, pathetic old fool.
Joe Biden’s Pajama Party Playhouse
the Kardashcam
Large handed proctologists.
Michelle’s lunch programs.
Hipsters.
Klingon farts in an air lock.
DMV customer service
Ebola smoothies
Your panty-waist SJW nephew at Thanksgiving dinner.
NASCAR in the Faculty lounge
The number of s#!ts the average American gives what Meryl Strep thinks.
MSNBC
Vogon poetry
Air America
…a snakes ass in a wagon rut.
…tofu. Unsalted tofu.
A review of survey data shows that President Obama had lower average approval ratings than…
The Black Death.
Zika.
an invitation to a threesome from Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg
Just threw up a little in my mouth.
…sitting in an airplane window seat next to ________ with the seat belt sign on for the whole flight.
Possible entries are:
(Aw, hell, the list is too long. You fill it in.)