Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump’s presidential limo will have several special secret features, including…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump’s presidential limo will have several special secret features, including…
…frickin’ lasers
…Four on the Floor (and a fifth under the seat)
Your confusing Trumps limo with HRCs limo…
It was too late to change the plans. They had been repeatedly assured that Hillary would win.
…rapid-response Twitter capability…
https://youtu.be/EVieCIyWO-U
…the horn sounding like this.
…it will be an uparmored ZiL 41047, It’ll be Bigly!
…time travel once they hit 88mph.
…strippers and blow (it was already set up for a Clinton win)
…transforming into a giant robot.
…a flux capacitor.
…a horn with several settings: Nelson Laugh (like in a previous post), General Lee, “you mad bro?”, airhorn, “America! ____ YEAH!”, Benny Hill music, Doctor Who music (4th Doctor), various guitar riffs, and the Curly “WOOWOOWOO”.
…monster truck mode
. . . a yuuge carbon footprint.
Large Marge is the driver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSb0yiwqE98
…advanced Climate Control©! (multi zoned)
…using the renewable fuel of liberal tears.
Donald Trump’s presidential limo will have several special secret features, including…
… a McDonald’s.
… even more winning.
… a confetti/T-shirt cannon for the cross-country MAGA “Thank You” tour.
“Stars and Stripes” instead of a “Hammer and Sickle”
…ejector seats, and until the wall is built, ejector tweets.
…tear-smash cannons that shoot laughing-gas shells at Hollywood liberals.
…bumper sticker warning that the EPA is now on board, Baby!!!
Donald Trump’s presidential limo will have several special secret features, including…
a hair dresser’s chair
Libdar
Taco Tuesday.