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10 Self-Defense Tips From Boxer Jack Dempsey, Circa 1950
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Good tips. Good read.
I read it a second time to find out what they meant by “…so long as you can forgive some of his more curious metaphors,” but didn’t see what they were talking about.
CIA guys: Can any of you help me out?