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Archive of entries posted on March 2017

Muslim Bans Are Outrageous and Offensive!

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: “Nothing But Guesses, Bias, and Outright Fraud”

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]

How Leonardo DiCaprio Can Persuade Me on Climate Change

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 1 Comment

Only One Way to Fix a Bureaucracy

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 4:00 pm

President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.

Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Under Trump’s New Government Streamlining Program, the First Thing to Be Eliminated…

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Under Trump’s new government streamlining program, the first thing to be eliminated…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 19 Comments

Eat Less, Exercise More. Anything Else Is Snake Oil

Posted by Harvey on 28 March 2017, 8:00 am

Ottawa’s Carleton University has decided to get rid of all the scales at their gym after students complained that they’re “triggering”.

Maybe if they were triggered by the refrigerator door, they wouldn’t be as triggered by the scales.

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare

Posted by Basil on 28 March 2017, 7:00 am


[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

Mr. McCoy’s cartoon adequately covers the Democrats’ response to the failure of the “repeal and replace Obamacare” bill. What the Democrats — and most of the Republicans, it seems — don’t get is that we want it repealed, but not replaced. Healthcare isn’t part of the government mandate of the Constitution, so hands off.

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | 1 Comment

The Illustrated Frank J: At Least She Has Military Experience. No, Wait… That’s Chelsea MANNING

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures | 1 Comment

All Right, Moon, Witness Your Future!

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 9:00 pm

Recently declassified nuclear weapon test footage – in color!

[Operation Hardtack-1 – Nutmeg 51538] (Viewer #681,002)

[title reference link]

Filed under Videos | Comment

Oh… I Guess That Explains All Those Islamic Science Projects

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 8:00 pm

A new study shows that 80% of students can’t tell time using analog devices.

I’d suggest that this is so bad that the Doomsday Clock should be moved ahead, but apparently no one would notice.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Even Money As to Whether They End Up in Illinois or California

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

[reference link]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: 6 Handy Shooting Tips from the NRA

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to NRA Blog]

INFOGRAPHIC: A Quick Guide to Shooting Fundamentals

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

A Job Mostly Done Between Midnight and 4am

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 4:00 pm

A new study shows that being a parent can add two years to your lifespan.

And if you could spend them sleeping, you’d pretty much break even on the deal.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: After 55 Years of Democrat Rule, Detroit Now Leads the Nation in…

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After 55 years of Democrat rule, Detroit now leads the nation in…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 26 Comments

Good News: There’s Been a Lot of Openings on the Liberal Portion of the 50% Since the Election

Posted by Harvey on 27 March 2017, 8:00 am

A new psychological study has discovered that 98% think they’re part of the nicest 50% of the population.

Of those, 110% admit they’re really bad at math.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Cartoon of the Day – Obamacare

Posted by Basil on 27 March 2017, 7:00 am


[Michael P. Ramirez]

Didn’t Republicans introduce bills to repeal Obamacare during Obama’s term? Why din’t they just do that? Because they really don’t want to repeal it, that’s why. Well, most of them don’t.

Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | 2 Comments

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