President Trump organized a new White House Office of American Innovation with sweeping authority to overhaul the federal bureaucracy.

Am I the only one hoping their authority includes flame throwers?

Ottawa’s Carleton University has decided to get rid of all the scales at their gym after students complained that they’re “triggering”.

Maybe if they were triggered by the refrigerator door, they wouldn’t be as triggered by the scales.

A new study shows that 80% of students can’t tell time using analog devices.

I’d suggest that this is so bad that the Doomsday Clock should be moved ahead, but apparently no one would notice.

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A new study shows that being a parent can add two years to your lifespan.

And if you could spend them sleeping, you’d pretty much break even on the deal.

A new psychological study has discovered that 98% think they’re part of the nicest 50% of the population.

Of those, 110% admit they’re really bad at math.